Jumpman

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Jumpman

Jumpman

@twips42

Ali, Tyson

New York, USA Katılım Nisan 2009
103 Takip Edilen35 Takipçiler
Vive con Propósito.
Vive con Propósito.@PropositoyVida·
Una mujer china sigue a su marido porque sospecha que tiene una aventura y lo encuentra cenando solo
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Jumpman
Jumpman@twips42·
@alvinfoo 🤣😂🤣😂. And most ATMs only give $20 as lowest amount
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Alvin Foo
Alvin Foo@alvinfoo·
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said "I would like to withdraw $10". The teller told her "For withdrawals less than $100, Please use the ATM." The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her "These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you." The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said "Please help me withdraw all the money I have." The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her "You have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow.?" The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. "Well please let me have $3000 now." The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her. The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account. The moral of this story is, Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.!!
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cardi ender
cardi ender@cardibisaflopp·
@twips42 I see people in the comments say there was literally a shooting there too 😭
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FearBuck
FearBuck@FearedBuck·
ABC has canceled The Bachelorette after their lead was seen in a leaked footage physically attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing metal chairs at him while her child was present and reportedly the child was struck during the altercation.
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PPRFantasyTips@PPRFantasyTips·
High Point just busted every March Madness bracket on earth. It was fun while it lasted. Nobody is getting rich this year with a perfect bracket 😂 Insanity.
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BaseballHistoryNut
BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
The ABS challenge is going to make a lot of umpires look silly. Jen Pawol felt that today during a spring training game with one of the easiest strike calls in MLB history.
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Jumpman@twips42·
@KeruboSk Years of practice. And it happens on weekends too
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Sophia ❣️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?
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kovie ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊
i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this
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Dov Kleiman
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman·
Insane: Kevin Hart had to break up a fight between Gronk and Logan Paul at the flag football press conference. "I'm gonna beat your a** and all your brothers a**'s." These two truly hate each other...🫣😳
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Amelia
Amelia@Amelia558rs·
My neighbor does this every day, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any suggestions?
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MAGA Voice
MAGA Voice@MAGAVoice·
HOLY SH*T 🚨 New footage just dropped of NYPD tackling this Muslim terr*rist to the ground after he threw a B0MB God Bless these Patriots
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BaseballHistoryNut
BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
I’m going to start a new thread everyday, all I need everyone to do is lists off the “face of the franchise” for the team I name. Baltimore Orioles
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USA NEWS 🇺🇸
USA NEWS 🇺🇸@usanewshq·
Anyone who understands human psychology knows this is the look a woman gives a man when divorce is imminent
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Clerpatriot
Clerpatriot@clerpatriot·
Daytona should just close their beaches at this point…
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BIG DADDY
BIG DADDY@Bigdaddyvinz_·
But why was Joffrey Baratheon so harsh on Sansa but surprisingly calm with Margaery?
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