☆Twisted~karisma☆

The goodbyes were always inevitable... To think otherwise is just plain foolish.

Nobody fumbled you bitch.. They just playing hot potato with your ass

Oh. My tweets are screwed when we get a dislike button. Oh well. Nice knowing you all.

Women *after the most horrific mood swing ever* : Oops, sorry about that, lol. What’s happening?

You lied to get them to hate me. I lied for them to like you. We are not the same.

The main function of the pinky toe is to make sure all bed posts, sofa's, and chairs are all in place

Some of the sexiest people on this planet I’ve never seen only read

A series of firsts with the right someone.

Didnt i tweet that before? Im pretty sure ive tweeted this before? Oh fuck it. Posted.

I wanted more than you could ever give me

“These foolish things remind me of you.” -Etta James

When I tell ya to stfu…It doesn’t mean for you to keep going on n on.

Sex is great, but have you ever felt worthy of love?

You don't have to put cheating wife in your bio it's twitter it's understood

we used to use the internet as an escape. now we can’t escape the internet

If your heart is a locked door, don’t invite souls inside just to watch them freeze at the threshold.

palms itching. better have a bag of money waiting for me when I get home.

Wake up, it's time to say dumb shit on the internet!

Twitter needs regime change.

yeah all my posts actually have thousands of comments and reposts and impressions, you just can't see them. people are laughing and calling me so funny and pretty and smart in the comments but you just can't see it. all of my posts are viral, i promise.

Is that a retweet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?