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the world is run by cunning sociopaths because most power games reward those traits. change the games, change the world.

same person who said she wouldn’t date a guy who wants to go to space. just not an interstellar individual.

She lowkey look like Jennette McCurdy with a tan

Just like we know the best dunkers in the world aren’t necessarily in the nba, we need to start considering that for shooting as well, there are ppl out here who just don’t have the ball skills or athleticism to play in the nba, but when it comes to shooting they do it at a ridiculously high level

RZA the only one on So Appalled that actually sounded like he felt shit was “fucking ridiculous”

@JackMac In this economy that’s emerald status

99 on High Point’s life is about to change forever* **Will be playing a bunch of Barstool employees in a 15v3 game next March

Caitlin Clark has so much aura

Baseball is meant to be watched in person Football is meant to be watched on your couch College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

@BarstoolBigCat YOU SCREWED MY WHOLE BRACKET WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FLUSHED IT ALREADY

I’ve officially flushed the Badgers loss. It happened. It sucked. I got fooled again. But I have a lot of tourney left to bet. I’m Turning it around

I've had all of a half hour to think on it. This is one of the craziest shots I've ever seen, especially factoring in the eventual result.

Base-ketball is a really good movie and then you realize all the story you wanted to see was glossed over in the first ten minutes.

The last person old enough to remember when your local CBS affiliate chose which NCAA tournament game it would broadcast is now of drinking age. It’s really amazing what we had to endure in the old days.

there's nothing I love more in March than a mid-major who just spends the entire game jacking threes and letting the gods sort it out

Scoop: FBI and IRS agents are forming a new initiative to investigate nonprofit organizations over suspected possible links to domestic terrorism, sources briefed on the matter told @SarahNLynch and me. @CBSNews cbsnews.com/news/fbi-irs-i…

@PardonMyTake We might be so back

MACTION

Miami Ohio first half

cashed out my 401k and started banging eastern european prostitutes since i'll never be able to keep up with inflation. so tired of winning mr president.

PRAIRIE VIEW WINS FIRST NCAA TOURNAMENT WIN EVER THIS GOES OUT TO THEIR PA ANNOUNCER THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *multiple air horn noises* POINTERRRRRRRRRR

It may be obvious in hindsight that we actually built crypto for the machines

@mmjukic The average American still thinks trans in sports is a bigger problem than dead troops, that won’t change

Do Trump and Vance realize the risk that before the midterms and in 2028, the Democrats are just going to need to run ads showing the faces of hundreds of dead American sailors, marines, and other service members and repeat "they died for Trump's war for Israel"?