queef strogansharts

@zardoz89_muet Good to see you’re still kickin’, Zardoz

@two_lnl being lame gay and retarded helps judging by the shit that gets boosted.

👀 not even sure how to operate this app anymore

@ajtdenney My goal is to get to a place someday where I can foster but it’ll be a while

@two_lnl Cuz kitties are the best. I do agree tho, 3 is my limit

Taking the 6 yr old to the shelter to pet kitties after school #freepettingzoo

@ajtdenney Pft no. I can barely handle the 3 I have but I’m not gonna pretend I didn’t wanna grab ‘em all and run out

@two_lnl Did you get another kitty?

@noniof2 I know right 😭

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Help I’m buying espresso cups without an espresso machine

@10_4_OverAndOut @MirandaEryn ❤️❤️❤️

I’ve been at a loss for words all day. @MirandaEryn I love you. You will be so missed.

I’m surprised digital picture frames never became a regular thing. #justice

Hi everybody feel free to add me on Bluesky ❤️ bsky.app/profile/twolnl…

And fuck that little hippo too

It’s almost like this didn’t happen before

I just won the erection

@Sam_Reely I refuse to stay awake. I don’t have a good feeling