Jason
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@askforcawmbyok @storylinefever If you worked on getting a job as hard as you do on making people mad online your life would not be nearly as sad.
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@twoheadedboy85 @storylinefever Oh no not a ratio. That hasn't happened since I pointed out the Zionist messaging in Schindler's List and got set aggro from angry Zionists.
This is your big internet moment. For me this is just the second time I made a contentious statement this month and got the ire of idiots.
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Sidestepping PTA discourse to say here are ten currently active and in their prime directors I believe to be better:
Lav Diaz
Ryusuke Hamaguchi
Pedro Costa
Radu Jude
Lucrecia Martel
Lee Chang-dong
Mike Leigh
Apichatpong Weerasethakul
Jia Zhangke
Andrey Zvyagintsev
Josh Parham@JRParham
The way some people (not everyone) are talking about Paul Thomas Anderson like he’s some middling talent that was just discovered yesterday and not one of the industry’s most respected and celebrated filmmakers who’s been making revered masterpieces for thirty years.
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@storylinefever @askforcawmbyok I was clearly joking but I’m glad to see you’re very mad over a strangers movie opinions.
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@twoheadedboy85 @askforcawmbyok Yeah a bunch of anti art plebs liked your post about how European and Korean movies suck. Good job dude, you win the internet
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@askforcawmbyok @storylinefever I’ve literally watched hundreds of foreign films so this makes no sense. But my original post is about to ratio yours so I know you’re getting nervous as LB is all you have in life.
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@storylinefever @twoheadedboy85 You are talking to a guy who saw High and Low, decided it was excellent and that he never needed to read subtitles again. I wouldn't worry about it.
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@twoheadedboy85 @askforcawmbyok something is wrong with your brain
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@twoheadedboy85 @askforcawmbyok ah yes the “euro slop” of lee chang dong
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@rickdank_o He gave Schindler’s List 2 stars. He just wants attention.
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Googling “foreign director names” then posting some results on Twitter
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Sidestepping PTA discourse to say here are ten currently active and in their prime directors I believe to be better: Lav Diaz Ryusuke Hamaguchi Pedro Costa Radu Jude Lucrecia Martel Lee Chang-dong Mike Leigh Apichatpong Weerasethakul Jia Zhangke Andrey Zvyagintsev
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@goddammitsarah A British person standing at the end of an American driveway: “wots all this then?”
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@askforcawmbyok It’s not. But it is near the top and is more interesting than any Euroslop you’ve given five stars.
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Complaining about Locjaw being one-dimensional, shallow and cartoonish as if real-life right-wingers weren’t like that
Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼@DrewPavlou
''One Battle After Another'' was literal communist agitprop slop. The film is technically brilliant - beautifully shot, perfect sound track, masterful performances. But what is all this technical mastery in service of? Just three hours of tedious, ridiculous libtard revenge fantasy against right wingers. Colonel Lockjaw is the most one dimensional villain in movie history. Compare him to Javier Bardem's Anton Chigurh in ''No Country For Old Men.'' We still debate Chigurh's motivations some 20 years later. He's one of the greatest ever villains, this inscrutable menacing force of nature. By contrast Colonel Lockjaw is just this piñata for Hollywood liberals to beat and ritually humilate. He's the film's stand in for MAGA so he's portrayed as an evil degenerate racist sex addict with literally 0 redeeming qualities whatsoever. They even include a scene where a black female communist anally rapes him while he begs to be further raped. The worst libtard revenge fantasy in history.
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Gooner ET at least got one win tonight. Margaret Croke and her big naturals!
Decision Desk HQ@DecisionDeskHQ
Decision Desk HQ projects Margaret Croke to win the Illinois Comptroller Democratic Primary. #DecisionMade: 11:12 PM EDT
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@new_era72 We went on one of the most dominant post season runs in history and prevented a threepeat and they’re flexing rings from the 90s.
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At this point I think about 90% of people on dating apps like the idea of going on a date more than they do actually going on a date.
Follyyyy@wtffolly_
I have a date on Saturday and i jokingly asked him what would happen if I cancelled. He said, “Not a problem, I can easily get other girls.” Date successfully cancelled.
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@thenightbethore That’s also not what he said and not how quotes work but all of these people are mentally ill.
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hamilton is neither a ballet nor an opera. also it's hamilton
asnate ★ gone reckless@swiftfletch
"theater is dead" okay timothée then explain why there is 138k plus ppl in the queue for hamilton in west end starring leslie odom jr.?
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My problem is this is what I think I look like
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Elizabeth Olsen stuns in new picture.
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@_TheSmartAlec1 Film Twitter heard there was a good new movie coming out and were like “not on my watch!”
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I dunno I feel like it’s stranger to pretend there’s no way the movie with the same original writer and screenwriter as one of the defining sci fi films of the 2010s could be that good
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️@coopercooperco
The Project Hail Mary tweets are beginning to feel like the most “should be tagged with Paid Promotion” tweets of all time
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