Captain Underpants

@EricLDaugh He won’t do it it’s all bullshit

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump announces the US military will be destroying essentially all power plants and bridges in Iran "Hit hard tonight, tomorrow night, the night after, and then NEXT WEEK — comes POWER PLANTS. Comes BRIDGES. We're gonna knock out ALL THEIR POWER PLANTS and bridges unless they get to the table and negotiate." "It gets REALLY bad for them." FAFO IS WAITING...🔥🔥 @TreyYingst

@AmiriKing Apes don’t know how to drive do they?

You work overtime. Bust your ass to raise your kids in a nice suburb with good schooling. Nearby shopping. Peace and quiet. And then your new neighbors move in and you got Dontarious doing donuts with his traction control on at 8am in your cul de sac. Amazing. ✊🏿

@NYCMayor Don’t run from federal agents, problem solved. Fucking idiot.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

@safehavenmoney @SlimWiggy When you have 10 of them in the house the numbers make sense

Indian woman, in a stream of pure arrogance: "should we be sorry that we're taking your job because you don't have the qualifications?" Send the H1Bs HOME.

@RAWigger I don’t think anyone is jealous but nice try

@KellyIsRightTX Lifetime fan, was already on the fence about the NFL now I’m out. It’s going to be a shit show 💩

SeaHawks are now Indian owned. Indian born Vinod Khosla has purchased the Seahawks for $9.612 billion.

@Polymarket Lovely, another jeet infiltration

@NickJFuentes Now you’re no better than them. Sad.

Good riddance.

@DerrickEvans4WV I leave keys in the room and leave without saying a word.

My wife just went to the front desk of our hotel to “check out.” I told her I never check out, I just leave. I assumed they would figure it out. So now I have to ask. Do you actually check out of your hotel, or do you just leave?

@mattvanswol He’s old, entirely possible he had a heart attack, stroke, aneurysm, etc but it’s weird they wouldn’t just say that and are saying “he got sick”. Something not right for sure.

I’m sorry, but Lindsey Graham dying out of the blue like this doesn’t make any sense at all. We have him on camera yesterday looking perfectly healthy. None of this is making any sense…

@ChrisBassn9 @CCPISASSH0E This guy is just retardmaxxing

@CCPISASSH0E Then leave dumbass. You ungrateful little shit

Ouch

@sullsquared2799 @CCPISASSH0E Can’t help the retards can we?

So im confused. He said he hates america numerous times. Then brags about making so much money he has to pay high taxes, God bless america, the greatest country ever. So does he hate it or love it? I was gonna say it cant be both but b i guess it can be. Im still confused tho. 🙄🤔😉😁😁

@GeorgeJSaliba “It will be worth $200k” is peak market bubble talk

Dad Shocked at 1988 BMW M3 Price

@nicksortor His wife is a jeet, no way he follows through on this

🚨 BREAKING: JD Vance announces the Trump admin has launched a FULL-SCALE CRACKDOWN on H-1B fraud, with DOZENS of subpoenas sent out and investigations launched "Big corporations and fraudsters overseas are using this program to undercut the wages of AMERICAN workers." "American jobs ought to go to American workers and NOT foreign fraudsters, and the Department of Labor is fighting back against it" 🔥

@honeymoon250 Being painted? You are one.

‼️ Alyssa Thomas, the player who hit Caitlin Clark, said: “Our families are getting death threats, our kids are getting threatened, people are sending racial slurs and all kinds of nasty stuff… and now we’re being painted as thugs.” Do you really feel bad for her?

@storm1news Sure did

🚨 BREAKING: Illegal Aliens are being grabbed off the streets in Inglewood, CA and tossed into Border Patrol vehicles like animals. Trump is now sending in 2,000 National Guardsmen to amplify the deportation operations. IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR?!

@AmeraucanaLover @POTUS Why are you allowing this to happen

🚨BREAKING: Xbox CEO Asha Sharma has announced the firing of 3,200 American employees. Sharma, who was appointed by Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella, has also filed for thousands of H-1B visa hires this year.

@izme_josh Zero opportunity in France. Unhappy population. Nearly bankrupt. But nice try.

And yet the French have a decent rail system, paid family leave, paid sick leave, a social safety net, 99% literacy, a younger retirement age, higher life expectancy, and so on

@raefejenkins Yes they do. The Joos need to go.

I left MAGA because of AIPAC I’m working with Democrats to oppose Trump But they too are uncomfortable when I mention my frustration with AIPAC Uh… Is it equally as bad on the left as it is the right !!? DOES AIPAC CONTROL FREAKING EVERYONE !!!! 🧐 what is going on !!!?

@AmericaPapaBear Why do they walk like they are wearing a diaper full of shit?

Why do black teenagers do this? They think this is some sort of flex. Flaunting money that’s not theirs. What I wanna know is what grade level these kids are reading at.