tyler

I feel like I just saw the Mona Lisa get painted.

“On zoom calls you look very muscular, but in person you’re very ~ petite ~” PETITE?!? 😭💔

wait……so they pretended to be all godly & holier-than-thou, to promote pro-life, because abortions were ruining their secret hobby of r*ping, k*lling and eating children?!? 🥴 I hate it here

The gay hockey trend is out of control

I want to publicly apologize to squidward.

@amazon in potentially 44 days for 1 pen?!?

i’m gnome your papi

Invite me if you come, come, come It's all I want to eat, eat, eat

Louisville is RIGHT BACK in the convo If Jeff Brohm is coaching football you're gonna have a chance.. Do you remember this 😂😂 LET'S PLAY FOOTBALL #CollegeGameDay

LOUISVILLE UPSETS NO. 2 MIAMI 🔥 The Cardinals get their 2nd win vs. an AP-Top 2 team in school history 👏

LOUISVILLE TAKES DOWN NO. 2 MIAMI AT HARD ROCK STADIUM 😤 @LouisvilleFB

We start the 2025-26 season at #11 #GoCards

*switches insurances bc of job* new insurance denies medication I’ve been on for 21 years……twenty. one. years. stating “no medical necessity” HELLO???

you’re dressed up head to toe in “LV” to sit in 36E??? 🥴

How does one kill a cactus?!? What’s the farthest thing from a green thumb….. because that’s me

I need to understand the logic and universal phenomenon of gym cleaning workers either cleaning the machine you are physically on, or the one next to you while there’s 800 others

“When can I fly you out? I’m tired of crushing and flirting virtually”

there was a boy on his story…. so naturally I’ve started 2-a-days