neil degrassi tyson

just so everyone knows, if you call animal control for a busted cat & the shelter makes the decision to euthanize the cat over its injuries, i 1) agonized over the decision 2) maybe cried 3) kissed it on the forehead before it passed

ooh let’s go stand in the middle of all the Walmart aisles looking confused!!! ooh let’s bring our dirty stressed out dog too!! we can put it in the carts where people put their groceries!!!! I gotta start doing the shop online/pick up thing I think

i alluded to the cyclosporiasis outbreak today at work & no one had the slightest clue what i was talking about. never heard of it. rest in peace public health i miss you so bad

i do think it’s a little funny that some pharmacists get a doctorate to work at the cvs. but i got a doctorate to work at the animal shelter so who am i to judge a world i don’t understand

please @PepperidgeFarm please don’t ever discontinue the old bay goldfish

it is one million degrees and everyone in this Walmart is in my way

People who can't understand the appeal of stuff like Jackass and CKY can not be reasoned with. They will never understand the simple joys of full force drop kicking your friend into a souvenir stand.

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

I know self awareness & respect for others is dead but why did a family of four just charge at me like it’s a 4th down in the homewood suites elevator when I was trying to get off on my floor

@purelyneutral two of these I watched because of your recommendation! I saw the tv glow is one of the best movies I’ve ever watched

me & my top 4

Saying "during Covid" and meaning 2020 is like saying "during Trump" and meaning when he was on The Apprentice.

Where Scooby-Doo Has Been in the U.S.

body horror movies when you can just tell they didn’t consult an entomologist 🙄

Like I’m not even gonna argue w you anymore lol, fine. Covid is over, everything is just magically worse somehow and everyone around you is tired and won’t go out and has mysterious health problems and society is meaner and everywhere is understaffed and homelessness is up and…

did NOT know canada doesn’t sell zyns. I’m rationing & at this rate I will be entering nicotine withdrawal when I hit Montana airspace

“I can’t deal with another pandemic” oh baby the last one never ended

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

are they in philly ignore this

PPG stands for power play goal arena 🐧

sad goalies break my fuckin heart man