Chocolate Giddyup

@_sforsierra Your friend must be going the FUCK through it

My friend just chased a shot with a cut water and I just know our night finna end early

@PatrickKFlowers Teams are gonna have to stock up on Lactaid cuz the sheer amount of milk checks are going to be diabolically high

Tres leches 🥛

@downbadbears You’re telling me a motivated Dayo Odeyingbo and 58 year old Grady Jarrett don’t move you?

I wanna throw up.

@WifexOfxAgony They got you working in the Weird Sex Stuff Department at work huh

Keep in mind I also edited this a few years ago and my entire office debated on this. our EIC and social editor eventually settled on what you see here. I love my job.

I’m so sorry that I had to edit this story

@bowsnbubbles The timing is outlandish 😂😭

THE NIGGA CHIN

@downbadbears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ryan Poles is FAT AS FUCK

@YoloFlame Need him to deliver us some pass rushers and we solid

Lost Brisker and Byard and Poles delivered us Coby Bryant and Dillon Thieneman

@ccoozzaa Bar*

@ccoozzaa She gon slip through your arms like a bat of soap 😭

If I go to hug you at a party and your dress is covered in lube we’re fighting

The White Sox are officially fun bad.

@beyond_the_paol @BrettKollmann That’s HARD 🔥🔥🔥

@BrettKollmann New Revis island, Thieneman Square

CHESS NOT CHECKERS

@Vazqii1 @AlexzanderSlick @MySportsUpdate @AndySlater Except with a car I guess

@AlexzanderSlick @MySportsUpdate @AndySlater He never hit her lmao

#Falcons DE James Pearce Jr. is expected to have all charges dismissed if he completes a Florida state program that would include therapy and staying out of trouble for six months, per @AndySlater. Attorney Yale Sanford says the victim, Rickea Jackson, and police also agreed to the resolution.

Did I just hear the Diamondbacks PA playing Hunting For Your Dream? FIRE 🔥

@Ramina1690 The joy got completely sucked out of the team after the trade deadline

Bulls twitter used to be fun. i don’t enjoy that shit at all anymore.

@DrewBogs623 @jasonbenetti I miss that man Jason so much 😭

.@jasonbenetti: “Have all the fun you want Tim Anderson.” #WhiteSox

“I have power” -Truthteller

@harianum1 @BearsFanTV @davebftv Rome already had more targets last year Colston Loveland is obviously getting more targets and was only 3 behind last season Luther Burden is for sure getting more as well You sound like you’re not paying attention

@tyquta @BearsFanTV @davebftv Lmao “a WR better than the other WR in the locker room was gonna get the 4th most targets” u sound retarded

Caleb Williams was asked about the DJ Moore trade to the Bills. Just a great answer from Williams.

@RealBabuBhatt @HGrahamNFL “Oh no! The poor players interacted with the social media manager of the team, who is paid to make content, for a maximum of 15 seconds. How terrible 😢”

@HGrahamNFL Nah. This is fuckin stupid. These guys are walking into HH for the first time this season and they are obligated to interact with some dumb bitch that is intentionally trying to confuse them cuz “TikTok” (gay af) this isn’t the social media football league. Get serious. Grow up.

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IYKYK 🤣🤣🤣 Kiki Iriafen hits the infamous Sonia Citron emote!