A Capy Named Ben

🔴 FED'S GOOLSBEE: I'M STILL TRYING TO PROCESS WHY LONG-END INTEREST RATES ARE INCREASING.

Pretty wild that KelpDAO and Layerzero are basically contributing less than most of the entities involved in the recovery even though they are responsible for the exploit AaveDAO is pretty much hugging the lions share of the loss through treasury + credit facility

Why are there so many people in Defi that fail to recognize that decentralization exists on a continuum? On the fully decentralized scale you have bitcoin which moves like a sloth. On the other end of the scale you have protocols where it’s just a single dev acting unilaterally.

BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

Just remember, Twitter is full of people who can come up with various strategic reasons to enact certain policies & actions. But the psychopaths who are actually in power, with both the reasons and means to act on them, are not capable of coming up with plans…😉

BREAKING: The Senate has unanimously passed COPPA 2.0 – the Children and Teen’s Online Privacy and Protection Act. This bill EXPANDS the current law protecting our kids online to ensure companies cannot collect personal information from anyone under the age of 17. This is really important to protect kids online. When I was Majority Leader, we passed this bill with bipartisan support as part of a package that passed 91-3. Sadly, House Republicans blocked it. This is a very good day for Kids and their parents, as well, who can breathe a sigh of relief that some real protections for kids online is finally passing the Senate once again. I’m glad the Senate has passed COPPA 2.0 again, and this time the House needs to finish the job and pass this bill swiftly and decisively.

2016 Companies: We didn’t want to make this product a worse experience for consumers but we had to for the environment 🤷‍♂️ 2026 Companies: We didn’t want to fire all of you but …AI 🤷‍♂️

BREAKING: Hegseth gives Anthropic until Friday to back down on AI safeguards, per Axios

[ DOOMER ] BINANCE $1B SAFU FUND BTC TWAP ACCIDENTALLY SET TO “SELL” INSTEAD OF “BUY”, EXPLAINING BITCOIN’S TUMBLE THIS WEEK: POST-MORTEM REPORT

This $200M bank is backed by Parmesan Cheese and is lending people money for cheese In Northern Italy, Credito Emiliano treats cheese like gold The bank currently holds 430,000 wheels of Parmesan worth about $200 million Real Parmesan takes two to three years to get ready This leaves farmers with millions of dollars in premature products they can’t sell, while still needing to pay for cows, bills, and workers By using young cheese as security for a loan, farmers get cash immediately The bank provides up to 80% of the value upfront so these businesses stay running While the loan is active, the cheese stays in high tech vaults where experts look after it If a farmer can't pay, the bank simply sells the aged cheese for a profit

BREAKING: 🇺🇲🇷🇺🇨🇳 Donald Trump says he wants to, along with China and Russia, halve their military budgets President Donald Trump announces he will meet with both China and Russia and urge everybody to lower defense spending all around. "I'm gonna say - we can spend this on other things. We don't have to spend this on military."