helen qu'elle heure

@hoedeehoe How many CEOs have to be unalived to bring back the 7 layer burrito

Paused @ThisIs_Channel and came back to a cursed @matt_ansini

The presence of Machu Picchu implies the existence of Machu Pikachu and Machu Raichu

Nothing screams 'government efficiency' like having two guys do the job of one guy

it’s the end of the world as we know it and let me tell you I do not feel fine!!!!!!!!!

@IanFortey I, too, volunteer as Emotional Support Canadian.

But don't though

Wait so if you re-carbonated flat pop in a soda stream, is that like dividing by zero

trump saying he'll 'protect women whether they like it or not' while wearing a high-vis vest feels like the plot of a bad horror movie where he's the snail that's always trying to kill you

Everything I do, every decision I make, I try to abide by one guiding principle - How funny will this be

@arhourigan 'Welcome to the carhole, house is around back'

These places are literally hell on earth, are you fucking kidding me

@BoundaryBreak Threads is mostly desperate corporate engagement mixed with the occasional friend's post, in my experience. Bluesky is more like OG twitter

Which one am i suppose to migrate to

@glenna_opt Live every day like it's national nap day

Need it to be national nap day

Happy Metric Thanksgiving

Hitting punk bottom

@Pearlito It's-a me

@ifyou_seekaye Guy Terrifico called

@uberjnet Drumfucker seems like a good compromise for all involved.

Tour update: I kept saying Drumhecker Alberta because it would be unladylike to say hell, but then we all gave up and now it's called Drumfucker

@RetroSpectre64 Man, Bowser is slacking in the scaring department