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Ubon | Business Analyst

Ubon | Business Analyst

@ubonanalyst

Senior Business Analyst | Framer Website Developer | Previously @myAccessBank | I Share Business Analysis, Career Strategy and Job Insights

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Ubon | Business Analyst@ubonanalyst·
I've enabled a ₦351B capital raise and reduced processing time by 92% across 13 African countries. If you're building a product and need a Technical Business Analyst or Product Owner who understands both business requirements and technical delivery, let's talk. What I deliver: • Requirements workshops & validation • Comprehensive BRDs, FRDs & user stories • System integration specifications • Process flows & data mapping • Developer collaboration & technical support • End-user documentation & training I bridge the gap between what stakeholders want and what developers need to build. DM is open.
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Part 2 of the story is that the person was sacked and he went home with the laptop. He said he hasnt checked his bag since that day and isn’t sure if he took it 😂 Very wild aneema!!
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My friend told me that they share laptops in their office. I mean someone logs in with their AD and they can share with others who don’t have laptops. As someone who has worked in a bank, I l cringed immediately 😂

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Olamide Agunbiade@OlaAgunbiade·
Is this how I'll continue to pay for Google One for the rest of my life?
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Ubon | Business Analyst@ubonanalyst·
My friend told me that they share laptops in their office. I mean someone logs in with their AD and they can share with others who don’t have laptops. As someone who has worked in a bank, I l cringed immediately 😂
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Jimoh Oriyomi Ridwan@___Ridwan_·
@ubonanalyst Share Gini 😮 If you even touch my laptop without my permission, you will explain why disciplinary action should not be taken against you 🤣😉
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botheredcitizen🆘@only1Tymlez·
Even some people with O’level and ND results are fortunate enough to get a job… Recommendations -( go there , tell them you’re from me) will get you a job faster than any degree or certificate.. If only companies will start looking beyond certifications and focusing on what applicants can really do.
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Ubon | Business Analyst@ubonanalyst·
You can have a master's degree and still be unemployed. You can have only a Bsc and be earning ₦2M/month. The market doesn't care about your certificate. It cares about what you can do.
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mayour@mayour450·
@ubonanalyst Six years of growing versus six years of showing up are completely different things and most people can't tell the difference until they try to leave and realise their CV only shows loyalty, not progression. Time without growth is just an attendance record.
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I always find it funny when people scream "I've been here for 6 years" to a new staff. Why? It is not an achievement. It's only impressive if those 6 years came with growth, raises, and new skills. Otherwise, it's just attendance.
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My second class lower (2:2) degree is opening doors I feared would not be opened after graduation. 5 years after graduation and I have used the same degree to bag roles with multinational companies. If you are in school please try to graduate with good grades and if your grades are low, make sure you upskill before graduation. God is too good!!!
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