cake

worship me ☺️

having to beg someone to do something with you and then seeing them do it with others willingly is a different kind of hurt

*flirting* i want to fucking tear you apart

girls will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and still move through the world with kindness and compassion, but one minor inconvenience in a man's childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him

i feel pretty 🥰

Every girl deserves a hello kitty discord bundle

date idea: we open pokémon packs and everytime we pull a hit we have to kiss

JUST DISCOVERED THE JOYS OF GETTING SLAPPED IN THE FACE DURING SEX

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

if ur a girl and no one gifted you the Hello Kitty and friends bundle on Discord its cuz ur beautiful and amazing and pepple r too shy to talk to you. dont ever forget that. onlu chopped chuds get gifted but since youre pretty and cool everyones scared and shy.

There's no better popcorn bucket choice for the Elden Ring movie than this

Majima.

everyone wants a gamer gf until she takes 5 naps and games 6+ hours

men will promise you they won’t do something then do exactly that and i am sick to fucking death of it

being actively triggered by someone & trying to work out if it’s intentional or not w bpd feels like i’m being eaten alive 🤩

..Oh SON OF A BITCH.

every egirl you know will be buying these

more clown fit

literally hate when i have to say my hobbies because all i do is goon and game