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@ujiko

« I love you, but sooner or later, you’re going to have to face the fact you’re a goddamn moron. » [The Dude] - Millésime LXXI

Corsica Katılım Haziran 2009
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« Aio » = pas vrai ? « Aio » = arrête ! « Aio » = dépêche toi ! « Aio » = bouge ! « Aio » = aller « Aio » = soyons sérieux « Aio » = enfin ! « Aio » = « ? » « ! » twitter.com/mee_shel_/stat…
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« Wesh » = Bonjour « Wesh » = Comment ça ? « Wesh » = Jure le ? « Wesh » = Tu abuses ! « Wesh » = Que fais tu la ???? « Wesh » = Je ne t’ai pas raconté ! « Wesh » = « . » « ! » « ? » « , » twitter.com/alexbitchdria/…

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@AngelaLEKa33f « We will remember it… » What are you going to do? Write another tweet?!
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Angela L.E. Komorovska@AngelaLEKa33f·
@front_ukrainian French people are very strange & very suspicious when they are going to kickout Microsoft... They forgot that they live for their whole fucking time thanks to U.S. Businesses We will remember it...
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🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦@front_ukrainian·
❗️🇫🇷French companies Turgis & Gaillard and Renault are developing a cruise missile called Chorus — a direct analogue of the 🇺🇦Ukrainian “Flamingo”. According to Zone Militare, the missile will have a 500 kg warhead, a range of up to 3,000 km, and will cost around €100,000 per unit. The French defence ministry has officially stated that Chorus is an analogue of the Ukrainian missile.
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@EricLDaugh Please stop this BS
Very Brexit Problems@VeryBrexitProbs

MAGA thinks Europe can't defend itself without America. Here's what they don't know. 1. France and Britain have 515 nuclear warheads and 8 nuclear missile submarines. 2. European defence spending hit €481 billion this year. That's more than Russia and China spend combined. The EU's ReArm Europe plan is mobilising another €800 billion. 3. European countries have over 1.7 million active troops. Russia has 1.3 million. 4. EU and UK air forces fly over 1,400 combat aircraft. Their navies have five aircraft carriers, over 60 submarines, more than 120 frigates and destroyers. 5. Europe has over 6,000 artillery pieces and that's before the biggest rearmament wave since the Cold War. Poland alone is adding 212 new howitzers. 6. The British SAS invented modern special forces. The US copied them to build Delta Force. From France's Foreign Legion to Poland's GROM, Europe's elite units are among the deadliest on earth. 7. Europe already has joint military commands ready to fight. The UK leads a 10-nation rapid reaction force across Northern Europe and the Arctic. Finland alone can mobilise 900,000 trained reservists all prepared to fight in arctic conditions. 8. Europe has its own satellite navigation (Galileo), its own defence programme (75 active projects) and is building its own rapid deployment force. The "helpless Europe" story was never about defence. It was about keeping Europe dependent and buying American weapons, relying on American intelligence, following American foreign policy. Thanks to Trump, that now ends.

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Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 BREAKING: Germany is now WORRYING that America will pull out of NATO — and Sen. Mike Lee says we should leave anyway "NATO members are worried about the U.S. leaving NATO. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t leave." 🔥 They should've THOUGHT of that before they abandoned America! No more free rides.
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@catturd2 We can either leave NATO now or later, but we're leaving one way or another. Europe won't be Europe in 20 years, it will be Eurabia, and there's no point protecting aggressive, expansionist Islamic countries.
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@PolitPaige @archer_rs You’re so arrogant, uneducated, and ridiculous! We have nothing but our brains.
You have everything but a brain.
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Paige M@PolitPaige·
@archer_rs You don't really drive in Europe: all of Italy fits into Florida, lol! You carry nothing because you can afford nothing. Your fuel is insanely priced. Your roads are tiny. You have no money. You own no large properties to manage. We have all that, so I drive a RAM 1500.
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RS Archer@archer_rs·
Europeans are not "blocking" US supersized pick up trucks, they are for sale here. We do not buy them because of three reasons. 1 - They are poorly made 2 - They are unreliable 3 - They are stupid ft.com/content/3eb796…
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My shoes crumbled into literal powder on my way to work 😭
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Masu Zafi 🔥🔥@masuzafi·
🚨BREAKING: MACRON DELIVERS A DIRECT STRIKE TO TRUMP France just executed a masterclass in economic warfare. Macron’s central bank sold its last 129 tonnes of gold held in New York vaults then smartly replaced it with European bullion. Result? €13 BILLION in pure profit locked in. All of France’s 2,437 tonnes of gold reserves are now secured in Paris. No more foreign custody. Full sovereignty. Gold home where it belongs. Europe is quietly fortifying its position. This is how you play the long game. Source: Banque de France / RFI
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Une question m’interroge depuis un moment : En chiffres romains 2026 —> MMXXVI À l’oral ou dans leur tête, les romains étaient plus tôt sûr Deux Mille Vingt Six ou bien M M X X V I ?!?
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Wolf 🐺@PsyGuy007·
🚨 🇫🇷 Rodéo urbain à Bordeaux, un individu pulvérise sa nouvelle Golf 7 fraîchement achetée lors d’un run sauvage contre un pylône électrique et détruit un autre véhicule stationné…
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@BellaBaddie__ We used to hang out at each other’s houses. We’d drink straight from the garden hose when we were thirsty. We’d come home with scraped knees and sometimes a broken arm!
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Be Honest.. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark?
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tino@mirthincarnate·
Every year around Easter I get this weird wound in the middle of my hand and nobody can tell me what it is
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@Pastoreliberu @GuillaumeMaio @just_juliao @Walidfabryz Le corse a un lien bien plus étroit avec l'Italien qu'avec les autres langues issue du latin, l'appartement du corse à la branche Italo-romane n'est remis en cause par aucun linguiste sérieux, le corse n'est pas une langue romane autonome comme l'est le sarde...
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@JoeySalads Paoli from Corsica island gave you your constitution !
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Joey Salads@JoeySalads·
The USA provides Europe with; - Military protection - Medical Innovation - Technological Innovation - Space Infrastructure - Scientific Research - Financial System - Entertainment - The Internet - AI / Computing What has Europe provided for us?
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@Spamfromk Why do you want us to celebrate the date when all our problems began?!
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why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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Sérieusement, comment se fait-il que les personnes célibataires donnent les meilleurs conseils en relations amoureuses mais restent quand même célibataires ???? 😭
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@MCarbonaraFL You’re right. That’s why you’ve lost every single war since 1945 when allies weren’t by you side…
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Michael Carbonara@MCarbonaraFL·
🚨 THAT’S AMERICA: Ret. Gen. Frank McKenzie nails it: You can build equipment in a year, but it takes generations to build a military culture that never leaves its own behind. That’s why OUR troops can do the impossible.🇺🇸
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@RichG511961 @charise_lee What arrogance and ignorance you are showing. Every civilization believes it dominates and then collapses, it’s only a question of time. The Roman Empire dominated for 500 years and then disappeared. What brainwashing you have undergone. Think about all that… if you can…
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Rich G@RichG511961·
@charise_lee No, no no we are leaving the rest of you. Lazy fuck out of the room, sick and tired of having to be the military and the police department for a bunch of whining, sissy Europeans, good luck, defending yourself and getting oil to heat your homes.
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The US doesn't have allies anymore because they DO NOT trust Trump‼️
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@Schizointel Have you read any communication from a European country’s government on this subject? No! Then STFU about it!”
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@talsfadj @le_Parisien De dire que l'avenir apartient aux jeunes plutôt qu'aux boomers ça vous gêne ? Les parasites de boomers c'est vraiement les pires égoistes : moi moi moi
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Le Parisien@le_Parisien·
Un quart des Parisiens aura plus de 60 ans en 2050 : comment adapter la ville à une population vieillissante ? ➡️ l.leparisien.fr/7wEq
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