Lord Shibuya

After they raised millions for your legs surgery. If it is true that you made your own personal money and went to buy Benz, Now asking for money to complete the surgery? My brother, I sent 500K the first time and you have to return my money, please. I don't even have B.

Y'all are a bunch of useless people on here, I agree - including myself. But I really do respect Twitter as a platform. No other platform is raising 40M & 25M on two different occasions for complete strangers. In the midst of all the toxicity, you bastards are humane.

you don’t ever truly know a woman until she has leverage on you.

@john322226 You na your papa get am? Na to just switch from Nigeria Twitter enter another side

If this app is going to turn to Facebook bcos of monetization and save a lot of Nigerians from unemployment, I think we should let it turn to Facebook then. At the end of the day, your father isn’t the owner of the app.

Money—the god everyone bows to. I refuse to let it alter how I write, how I think. Never. I will continue to think and write as I always have. Let the riches of this world burn. I will not whore myself for cheap change.

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@codedbruhh Make the mama or child or both move funny and see how quickly I abandon them.

Happy I grew up in the SS because that Igbo man trait of enduring a woman's nonsense because of kids is not for me. I have seen enough to know that nigerian women punish responsible men more.

The kind of man i was raised/forged to become is not for the kind of women that exist today. The same words that forged ma grandpa into the standard of most women was used to raise me, but i now exist where i can't find women like ma grandma. Hoeflation is a cataclysmic event.

y’all need to give up on these bitches like they daddy did

"I thank you for giving me 4M for my health, last year. I need another 4M but I've been working & I've raised 2M". I learnt from my mother long ago not to take kindness of anyone for granted (most importantly show that you don't) especially when they don't owe you anything.

When people have it out for you, all you need is one little unintentional slip & it won't matter what you say - I say this as an active target. As someone who has ran an initiative with Dickson for 3 years now, He is everything you call him to be, but he isn't a thief.

They need to get their money up

And the best solution to this is to facilitate marrying hoes? Like hoeing has a natural timestamp. once they clock that age, they forget it, just change, and it stops? Omo, regardless of anything, nobody should facilitate or promote degeneracy. To hell with whatever reality we're seeing as a society; that's us giving up already.

Before proposal,my husband asked me if I was ready to get married because it will be wrong for him to assume that I’m ready cos he is. A younger woman isn’t so excited at the thought of marriage the same way a matured man feels good when he sees a younger lady. At 21yrs,it felt good to bag her as a wife & to others,a 21yrs old got a good start with early marriage but the 21yrs has to embrace that reality. Many of them are stubborn & yet to calm down,it will take a lot of work for them to keep their heads down cos they feel their options are still limitless. It’s worse if they still have single friends of their age brackets still “living life”, she’ll feel trapped. PS:Nobody is telling you not to go for younger women,read with understanding.

To be perennially horny is indeed a mark of true virility. It signifies, more often than not, your unbridled urge for the continuation of the species—a task handed down to you by God himself. It breaks my heart, then, that men aren’t having nearly enough sex, that they seem uninterested in the continuation of the species. If me, mortal, flawed, and perpetually horny as I am, can feel this heartbroken, then I cannot begin to imagine the kind of disappointment God must be dealing with, watching his most basic instruction treated with such indifference.

How do you love someone if you do not like them at all?

You own a nice Toyota Camry, but you feel its rickety because your babe prefers GLE. Happy April Fools Day

if you're trying to get your life together, stay away from romantic relationships. if you just started getting motion, stay away from romantic relationships.

Who remembered this scene? 😂 Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve? Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

@NoirConstructs So the criteria for taking my name is for me to suffer like a fool? I'm going to marry a woman for her to adopt my name. I have to chest bills pressure, and die of stress so she can take my name while she hoards her own money?

If you're planning on going 50/50 with a woman, make sure you allow her keep her own surname. Since you people have forgotten what it means to be a man.