tommy ⟡ 🍼

“who stepped “i-i did.. on my bread??” (╥﹏╥)“

busty baddie serving chest mid tantrum

@hmelanderseagle not a loser for reading peak twin ... im just promoting it here on twt so he doesnt have to make an account LOL

@ukeforall am i a loser i swear ive read this already

🔞 #deeplander ongoing long fic written by my friend @/dionaeabloom on tumblr !! check it out heh... 🩷 archiveofourown.org/works/85667076

hes like a baby here

deeplander as that one thing i keep seeing on pinterest

@hmelanderseagle I KNOWWWW i still think about it daily

@ukeforall This is insanely hot oohh my goddd

the way he instinctively looked down oh my GOD #deeplander

im so turned on i might pass out

homelander is better than me bc if a shapeshifter turned into me and offered to blow me my neck would snap with how quickly id nod and agree

fuckkk im being perceived. hi ... gulp . ukeforall.straw.page

@evilgayfish frottingparty at 5

@ukeforall by that i mean the figures will be frotting. we wont be frotting. unless…..? haha just kidding. unless…..?

made a horrible financial decision and ordered that deep action figure idgaf. im going to make him spread his legs

you ... read all ... ?? 🥹🥺🥹🥺 what the heck bro u cant just tell me that i get shy ... thank u so much ... also who needs canon anyway kripke doesnt know what hes doing!!! ukeforall.straw.page

as much as I criticise kripke for his writing i do need to thank him for writing doppelganger!homelander in that dress ive never been hornier in my life

@Veracity1456969 THANK YOU???? 🥹🥹🥹🥹

@ukeforall I love how accurate the deep characterization is like yes he is a piece of shit

surprise! ch 1 of my #deeplander longfic set during deep's time in Sandusky just got posted <3 pls pls give it a read i love u archiveofourown.org/works/88603191

ppl will ask you if youre texting your partner when youre smiling like an idiot at your phone but all youre doing is talking to oomf abt post-canon depowered deeplander going on first-time dates

ragebaiting ur boss into bending u over the desk speedrun any % (ends up giving him the ick instead)

@hmelanderseagle ohhhh im scared now pls like it

@ukeforall ive been HUNGRRYYYYY

@evilgayfish i love u .....

@ukeforall my greedy ass is SEATEDDDD