Chris von Ulmenstein

@alechogg RIP, an honest soul ❤️❤️❤️

Today, we mourn the passing of SA's national treasure Neil de Beer. After he was made, God broke that mould. Sundays will never be the same. His life provides a template for all who strive to live honourably. RIP ou bees. Ons sal aanhou die bliksems moer. biznews.com/leadership/rip…

@Discovery_SA 5212200007181

@ulmenstein Hi Chris, thank you for your query. We are sorry to hear about your experience, please DM us your plan or ID number, we would like to assist. 😊

@Discovery_SA Please send 3 year non-claim Car Insurance status confirmation to me at chrisvonulmenstein@gmail.com. Your admin staff are pathetic in not providing this in writing!

@aiBester @geordinhl @MyCiTiBus A joke! @MyCiTiBus

@geordinhl I so wish we can bring that enthusiasm to @MyCiTiBus payment options. I failed again today to top up. Eventually found a pharmacy that can do but then only ca$h…. So I ubered again

Great to hear it. Thanks for using the appointment booking system. No one needs to waste time in queue. Book your time slot online.

@geordinhl Herzlich willkommen in Kapstadt Frau @vonderleyen 💚💚💚

Welcome to Cape Town, Madam President. I hope you have a wonderful and productive time in the Mother City.

@Discovery_SA @WOOLWORTHS_SA have you walked away from the @Discovery_SA @Vitality_SA rewards? Can we have some honesty please?

@ulmenstein Hi Chris, we do apologise for the frustration caused. The Checkers reward should be available again by tomorrow. Unfortunately, we are unable to confirm when the Woolworths reward will be available again. 🙏

@Vitality_SA @Discovery_SA You promised us Woolworths vouchers to cash in for Discovery points. Still not happened! And no @CheckersSA vouchers available either! No longer interested in Vitality!

@Discovery_SA Privately (DM) your staff are telling a different story. Be honest with us. What is the problem with the @WOOLWORTHS_SA vouchers for @Vitality_SA . Woolworths, can you assist?

@ulmenstein Hi Chris, we extend our apology for the Woolworths rewards vouchers not being available as yet, however the relevant team is working at hand in replenishing them, we are awaiting an update. 🙏 😇

@Vitality_SA Why can we no longer buy Woolworths vouchers from our @Discovery_SA points? Why do I have to be verified through ridiculous questions to ask this question telephonically? Why does your staff put down the phone after the interrogation? 😡😡😡

@Discovery_SA ‼️‼️‼️‼️That is shocking. Last week you wrote that you were organizing the @WOOLWORTHS_SA vouchers. What is the problem exactly? There have been none this year! If you are no longer doing them then I will stop my @Vitality_SA. Please advise with honesty! ‼️‼️‼️‼️

@geordinhl @DeanMacpherson Apology for connecting with you in this way but your gatekeepers do not allow access to you. I was so excited about the garden you planned to create next to the #castleofgoodhope. Nothing further has been planted since that Saturday. 😱

@Discovery_SA Thank you. Please let us have @WOOLWORTHS_SA back in the @Vitality_SA mall asap.

@ulmenstein Apologies for the inconvenience this has caused. Please feel free to reach out to us should you need any further assistance 🙏🙏

@Discovery_SA And @WOOLWORTHS_SA please can you tell your staff as well? Can you explain what @Vitality_SA is all about to them?

@Discovery_SA Please can you tell your staff this as well? Why the interrogation when we call to ask this question? Thank you for no interrogation in your very quick reply. 🙏🙏🙏

@geordinhl Please help: accidents about to happen in Camps Bay, on Camps Bay Drive. Taxis driving downhill in opposite lane. We need a Traffic Plan and road closures on public holidays 🙏

@geordinhl We went on Wednesday - superb Christmas Concert 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

What a beautiful and uplifting Christmas carol service in St George’s Cathedral this evening. Thank you to the choirs who sang - the Cape Town Opera Children’s Chorus, Vox Cape Town and the Cathedral choir. And of course the Cape Town Philharmonic Orchestra. 📷 - Dane Bezuidenhout @VOXCapeTown

RETWEET if you think Vice President Harris should be the Time Magazine Person of the Year!

@HippyDi @philcraig2 @CheckersSA No way! Every time I’ve ordered I’ve experienced their out of stocks. There won’t be a next time. @WOOLWORTHS_SA for me!

@ulmenstein @philcraig2 @CheckersSA I’ve never been ripped off by 60/60 any overcharge comes off my next delivery. And yes I’m always advised when they’re out of stock. Their app is far superior too.

Dear @CheckersSA Two observations from a regular customer: 1) Your 60/60 in-store shoppers are a total menace who habitually expect customers to give way to them 2) Your cashiers would rather talk to each other than their customers Not isolated incidents, normal behavior ☹️