Jonathan 💭

@TankMcTankFace Ok but when the award reads: “specialist deestance ate and left no crumbs. She was giving what she needed to give and we as the United States Army has no choice but to stan.” I’m gonna be jealous af!!

@brunoxm_ Who tellin yall you gotta do all that?

so I gotta eat light, douche, shave top to bottom, and I still have to pay for your uber?? 😭 all that just for you to last three minutes

@Kingg_calvert @SaidByKhail @santafe_pineda The guy I’m replying to brought up being broke. I don’t take uber.

@ultimategeo45 @SaidByKhail @santafe_pineda who said anyone is broke? you never had a man WANT to buy things for you and offer to uber you without even asking??? 😭😭😭

Bottoms, love yourselves and stay away from these types of men lmao you gotta douche, shower, get sexy AND pay your own uber there AND back ? He don’t want you that bad if he can’t offer to pay your uber

@SaidByKhail @santafe_pineda The one that’s broke is the one that can’t pay for their own ride to some dick they want. I don’t get how yall not embarrassed by even suggesting you need another man to pay your way to have sex.

@ultimategeo45 @santafe_pineda Sir, even DoorDash doesn’t deliver your food for free 😂 and yes, my body is more valuable than a fast food order so yes, it’s common courtesy to offer to pay at least one way. It’s giving broke and inconsiderate.

@SaidByKhail I mean sure if that’s what you wanna believe.

@ultimategeo45 I can tell you don’t get much pussy and the bit you do get must not have any other options…

@SaidByKhail Why are you listing basic hygiene like it’s an extra task? And something sexy? Throw on some workout clothes cause it’s all gonna be in the floor anyway.

@muyguapoj Girl— you about to shower, douche, put something sexy on, uber yourself there AND back for some dick while he just sits there playing with his balls waiting on you? If you like it, I love it lmfao go off. Sounds like a great deal on some pussy lmfaoo

@SaidByKhail @santafe_pineda How is it common courtesy if both people want sex? It’d be different if it was a date but just for sex? There’s no way I’m paying for another grown man’s transportation.

@santafe_pineda It’s common courtesy.

@Kagisoglobal @BNjalo_artist Playing the role of broke is a choice though. Both people are looking for sex, you being a bottom doesn’t mean a top has to pay for you.

@BNjalo_artist We play different roles

@add_the_kid British?!! Is things ok at home, babe?

More and more I’m getting into Asian, Arab and British porn. More and more I’m finding porn to be blah and overrated. Womp womp 😩

@dkcvi15384217 @seanmdav You’re so fuckin stupid you fall for the narrative that she isn’t the absolute most qualified person on that court. Sure keep screamin DEI to make yourself feel better though.

@seanmdav DEI has infected the SCOTUS. She lacks the most basic, rudimentary understanding and fidelity to the US Constitution.

If I break into your home and still your jewelry, it means I am a member of your family and entitled to your inheritance.

@VyronJohnson But we never seen it so…he right.

Trump said “operation midnight hammer we’ve never seen a operation like that before” that’s bs I’ve gave a few girls operation midnight hammer 😭😭

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

@Acyn Which country is he referring to, ours or theirs? Cause if it’s theirs why are we sending thousands of troops there?

Trump: American involvement in WW1 lasted one year, seven months and five days. WW2 lasted for three years, eight months and 25 days. The Korean war lasted for three years, one month, and two days. The Vietnam war lasted for 19 years, five months, and 29 days. Iraq went on for eight years, eight months, and 28 days. We are in this military operation for 32 days. And the country has been eviscerated and essentially is really no longer a threat.

@RepNancyMace You, the volunteer crotch inspector, are suddenly worried about leaving people’s personal business alone? That’s interesting….not!!

The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers. Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters.

@JoJoFromJerz To be fair she was terrible at her job so it’s possible she didn’t know.

Bull. Fucking. Shit. We’re supposed to believe that someone who was in charge of the Department of Homeland Security didn’t know that a man living in her HOME was a cross-dresser?!?

@JHALLBALLER Yeah cause today is the day we should believe that? 🧐

Woke up to a perma ban. GGs.

@tannerslays You’re right. I use my mic but most teammates have one track minds and ignore me and then they just start yelling into the mic when they die to try and distract me so I die too. Solo q is misery. I have hope it’ll work one day though.

I'm gonna say this once and only once. 🚨USE YOUR MIC TO TALK TO YOUR TEAMMATES IN RANKED. 🚨 Who plays ranked without even talking? You can't expect or believe you'll get a positive result from that right? right?????

@JoeskeeBroskee @DefaultReece Nobody is forcing anyone to be gay. Your comparison is stupid.

You missed the point.. they are a Christian. They can’t be required to support something that their religion is against. Would you have the same energy if a job made a Muslim eat pork? Would you have the same energy if a job made a Jew eat pork? No..because it’s not about gays, it’s about pushing an anti Christian agenda. The same God that delivered your ancestors from slavery are the same God this man refuses to spit in the face of.

Going on a homophobic rant will get you fired from just about any job so idk why anyone would think the NBA would be any different.

@Kiradavis So the Muslims were there to pray in peace and you were there for an agenda is what I’m getting. They minded their business and you made yourself a victim just because they happen to exist in the space you think you’re entitled to that they were fine sharing.

I have a habit of stopping by airport chapels when I have the time. Most of them have closed down in the US in major airports, but DFW reopened theirs and they’re basically mosques. I had a very uncomfortable experience praying in the chapel on Palm Sunday, but I refused to leave while the Muslims were being so nasty. I refused to leave what is meant to be a temple of the Lord, especially on Palm Sunday. I had a long layover so I waited them out. One man grew frustrated after about 30 minutes and left, but not before others came in. They were clearly having conversations about me in Arabic. They weren’t being shy about letting me know they were talking about me. But I sat and prayed and read the Bible and I did not leave until the last Muslim had cleared out. It was actually a very scary experience given how isolated the chapel was, but I think we need to start staking ground.

@thfcroki Hydrated people

Who the fuck pees 6 times a day

@Bunny_ngl Obligated? No. But you as a person should offer because if it was you wouldn’t you want someone to do the same? Even if they don’t accept just make the offer at least or get them lunch occasionally.

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?