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@umaoron

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Illinois, USA Katılım Kasım 2018
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@JayyTheSage_ @inkfycreates Oh absolutely do that, fuck those bitches, I have a burning passion filled hate for scalpers they should NEVER be allowed to profit
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@umaoron @inkfycreates I’m reporting any eBay listing I see with the steam controller as they can’t even produce evidence that they even have them on hand
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Inkfy@inkfycreates·
In all seriousness, Valve needs to limit the Steam Machine to verified users and have a pre-order deposit like the Steam Deck. They probably took the risk with the Steam Controller as they didn't expect the high demand, but man, when the Steam Machine comes out...
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i am a lamp@umaoron·
@gene_hf My face when people deny their items it's purpose
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JC_cromble1@JC_crumblethon·
@Jaythebard Bro big mom's daughter charlotte praline was lowkey bad tho
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Jaythebard@Jaythebard·
GOTH SHARK LADY IS AARLONGS SISTER!!!????
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@NikTek I got a lucky ps5 controller, I bought it when it released and all that happened so far is the battery is fucked, but with what Sony is doing, I'm not buying another one, I will be buying this controller plus it will get used with the steam frame I'm going to get
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NikTek@NikTek·
> DualSense Edge costs $199 and comes with potentiometer-based analog sticks that are prone to stick drift (an analog module alone costs $19 when its time to replace them) > Xbox Elite Controller Series 2 is on sale and currently costs $157. It comes with the same type of analog sticks The Steam Controller comes with haptic dual trackpads and drift-resistant TMR magnetic joysticks, yet some people seem to call Steam crazy for pricing it at $99. I never expected this controller to cost anywhere near in the range of $60 to $70. Although $100 isn’t cheap, what you’re getting here is a controller that is going to last much longer than any of these other ones.
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i am a lamp
i am a lamp@umaoron·
@enderlovrr @HyperMetalSeth Sony has made it where if you do not connect to the internet for 30 days they will disable your game, the issue is that Sony will very likely disable the server that handles that check on the PS4 soon retroactively STEALING your games
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Enderlovrr@enderlovrr·
@HyperMetalSeth I'm honestly having trouble understanding what's going on, could someone explain it? But super simple like?
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Ayoitsaya@Ayo_its_aya·
@blacknredtext considering the only company that makes controllers at a price where they should be is 8bitdo, I will gladly pay $100 for a controller with a shitload of features and proper support. I've been waiting 5 years for this thing
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i am a lamp@umaoron·
@ConsoomerLs I had to do a multiple choice test for one job, before that I was making 16/h they offered 25/h due to my proficiency on the test, objective test are the BEST for interviews, it gets the shit fucks HR out of the way
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Corporate Absurdity
Corporate Absurdity@ConsoomerLs·
Don't you love filling out IQ tests just to apply for a job?
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@ChazakielDoremi La quintessential Western versus Eastern bullshit, both games are simply no different from each other, yet Hollywood will sniff its own fucking farts again
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
Shahanshah of the Internet Age@ChazakielDoremi·
"You don't understand. My favourite game with huge hulking ogres with swinging dicks out and plenty of rape scenes was not made out of libidinal lust, whereas yours was, making playing my game morally righteous and yours not"
Cat And Pain 😺⛓️@CatAndPain

Black Souls is a fetish game, Fear and Hunger is not. You would know this if you know a reasonable amount about either of these games. This is not an opinion, this is a fact.

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Jordion Reeves@SpingeBill2002·
@TheLocus343 It feels like this is a logo that you would see introduced in 2007 or something. So I do like it. But I do feel like it's some sort of last ditch pandering attempt as well
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Locus 🇲🇽@TheLocus343·
Oh god it's worse than i thought, it's perfect
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i am a lamp
i am a lamp@umaoron·
@UnBoxPHD I don't have a foot fetish BUT the fact that this shit is not stocked full of foot fetish content tells me they already discarded Miyazaki's artistic vision
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UnBoxPHD@UnBoxPHD·
Queen Markia on Elden Ring Set!
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@vanjajaja1 I'm pretty sure I'm at number one, it's living hell trying to set up a YouTube playlist to sleep to, so instead I will just give up a few songs to listen to In My Head, didn't realize this wasn't a thing people did
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Vanja 🦘
Vanja 🦘@vanjajaja1·
oh you can imagine a red apple? well what can you do with a bell
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@GyaruGlow I read the first chapter of witch hat and the anime is sus as all hell, the manga is to sub-par for it to be this beautiful, it smells fishy
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Marini
Marini@GyaruGlow·
So the UN is suddenly promoting this manga, there probably is propaganda at play here This manga feels like an industry plant This is what the westernisation of Anime will be like eventually if entities such as the UN work behind the scenes Women have always had prominent roles in the manga industry, this is not a new thing at all. Only normies would think otherwise
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i am a lamp@umaoron·
@aYaKi_blade This one is odd for me I think I can see the colors BUT I can run physics simulations in my head with a great degree of accuracy, I can feel the weight of something as well as reconstruct sound to view the physical phenomenon creating it such as cars cluking
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aYaKi@aYaKi_blade·
I have a question, you know those apple test right? how vividly can you imagine an apple test. for the people who can't imagine pictures in their mind, What are you guy's dreams look like? I'm just very curious, is it also no vision?
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i am a lamp@umaoron·
@tady_toes @ShitpostRock2 I feel that with God of war, the moment kratos punched Thor in rage to protect his boy but had a dementia riddled look of confusion on his face, I realized the series was dead and they don't understand kratos
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Dontavious Finklestein
Dontavious Finklestein@tady_toes·
@ShitpostRock2 Halo, Destiny, Diablo, Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Assasins Creed, God of War, Dragon Age, Borderlands, Warcraft, Fallout, Monster Hunter, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Pokemon, Doom, Saint's Row, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, Tomb Raider, Civilisation, I could easily continue.
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Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2·
What game?
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@ShitpostRock2 That's a SOLID 6fps, that would take crimson desert from hitching to locked for me, I despise denuvo
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@bratsareangels I never thought sekirei would ever be appreciated again as it deserves
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Realist Progressive
Realist Progressive@voiceofrealist·
@Dolfijnmanjohns How the fuck is clare morally grey? She's literally bearing with pain to protect the innocent from actual demons. Is it morally grey cuz she works for an org that makes people pay for protection?
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Dolfijnmanjohns@Dolfijnmanjohns·
Fuck morally grey in fantasy. Give me heroes that want to protect the innocent and save the world.
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