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@UpdateVille Four bedroom fully detached duplexes available for sale in a secured and well civilized estate in Sangotedo, Ajah, Lagos. Ample parking space, modern architecture, easily accessible yet very affordable. Chat me up let’s refine housing altogether.

@Mercy_datgirl_ I'm feeling like it's a good prayer or am I wrong? Cos what kind of construction is this🤣🤣

Happy birthday Tinubu You will run, it will run. You will walk, it will walk. You will go left and right, it will follow. You will fly, it will fly. No matter where you go, you will never escape everything you deserve. There will be days you'll wake up and ask yourself, all of these for me? Fear not, it's just the beginning. You've done a lot and God has seen everything, what's coming for you will not escape you. Your life will be a testament that God rewards people for their actions. 🙏🏽

@AjeboWriter If you had said iPhone 12 or 13 nau I would have believed but 17, nahhh

Normal people are not up to 10 in Lagos! Ever since the increase in the price of fuel, I decided to help out in my own way by carrying people for free whenever I’m going to work or coming back, instead of driving alone. Last year, I bought & kept a cane in my dashboard because of Lagosians, cos normal people in Lagos are few. I won’t lie, the cane has helped me. I’ve disciplined a few mad people disguised as drivers and corrected some agberos I prefer cane to koboko or whip. I find it more effective because koboko requires some skill to handle properly, but cane — even a baby can inflict serious pain So yesterday morning, I picked up passengers as usual at the crowded bus stop. One student in front, three ladies at the back — all going my way. The student asked, “How much, sir?” I told her not to worry, that it was free. They all thanked me, and I smiled. I was driving peacefully, playing nursery rhymes on Bluetooth. Yes, judge me. After listening to it non-stop because of my baby, I now know Cocomelon songs by heart. I can sing Baby Shark and all Miss Rachel songs Honestly, I find it therapeutic. My wife and friends laugh at me, but me and “Johny Johny, Yes papa” have built something special. Next thing one of the ladies at the back said, “Ahh ahn, uncle, why are you listening to nursery rhymes? Are you a baby?” I smiled. “It’s my baby’s favorite. I enjoy listening to it.” She said, “No, it’s not good. Change it. I have nice Christian playlist. You should be playing gospel songs, not all these… demonic things that make children addicted.” The student looked at me, I looked at her and quickly faced front. I was shocked at the audacity. She repeated it again. “Connect my phone. You will like my songs.” Another girl at the back even asked her, “Are you okay?” She ignored her and tapped me again. “Uncle, connect my phone.” I ignored her for the third time. Next thing she hissed and left me alone. Omo. Maybe it’s the song because normally, I’ll park and tell her to Geddifok but I just kept smiling and drove quietly Usually, I drive to the last bus stop and take a U-turn to my office since it’s not too far, but today I had a meeting and couldn’t risk going all the way. So I stopped a short distance before the bus stop and pleaded with them to take keke or bike to the bus stop, which wouldn’t cost more than 200, as I had to make a quick turn. They were very grateful. From where I picked them, it would have cost them like 600 naira I was about to drive off when I realized one of the ladies hadn’t come down. It was the aunty who asked me to change my music. I said, “Madam, please come down because I’m turning here.” She said no, she cannot, that I should have told them I wouldn’t get to the bus stop so they would have entered bus, because it’ll be harder for her to see one from here. I said, “Madam, are you okay? Just enter keke or bike because I can’t go further than this.” She said she doesn’t enter bike and I should take her back to where I picked her from because how do I expect her to see bus. That was when I knew — this is not a normal case. Without saying a word, I just picked my cane from the dashboard and gave her two lashes on her head… She was completely shocked. She screamed, jumped out of the car, and started shouting, “Ole! Ole! Ole!” Next thing, I saw agberos gathering like Avengers and running towards my car. As she saw them, she escalated it further, shouting, “Kidnapper! Kidnapper!” I even heard one of them ask, “aunty which one nah, thief abi kidnapper?” I didn’t wait to find out. I quickly shut my door and sped off. As I entered my office compound, my heart was still doing gbim gbim gbim, then I heard a ringtone. I turned and saw an iPhone 17 on the seat. The winch had left her phone behind. I just smiled. What God cannot do does not exist! Ajebo Writer

@LadidiXO Literally 🤣🤣

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@Just_Habeeb001 @flames_collins Sapa nice one

Skill issues lol. Before you warm am today, get a container filled with little water, pour the beans inside, rinse am again like you just wan cook am. Pour am back inside the pot, put half cup of red oil, half maggi, sprinkle salt if needed, rewarm on low heat. This way you can enjoy it for another 3 days or more. 🤝

If i warm this beans again e go turn Chocolate

@yxyiagain Same way Opay took over banking and cash let’s all switch to Vitel and see the difference at least

make we defeat apc finish, airtel you’ll leave this country walahi

@masurge7 From this cs now it seems we all are unconsciously agreeing that tinubu will have a second term..we all are cowards hoping on the north to resist his 3rd term agenda… we have not suffered enough in this shit hole

Nobody spends N10bn on Solar power in a house he's to vacate in less than 5 years at most. Tinubu isn't campaigning for just 2027. His body language says it all: He has a third term Agenda and more He's probably running a monarchy where Seyi will take over.

@NovaOfLagos @ChuksEricE @Recruitmentupd1 You’re slow guyyy

@ChuksEricE @Recruitmentupd1 But they said the minister of power isn’t working?

“My main target is to remove the entire Abia from the National grid. My Hon. Commissioner for Power is in the Netherlands negotiating for this. Even though it’s a private enterprise, we are ready to support it because it will benefit us all” -Alex Otti

@trigottista Funny enough, that thug will still vote for ‘his brother’ in the coming elections just becis they speak the same language not for competence

Yorugba thugs attempt to assassinate a NEPA staff

@VivianIfeomaOj This speech is an insultive slap to the death of brigadiers and gallant soldiers that have died for this cause.. wym they are prodigal sons?same people that killed your colleagues? How did it get this bad? Jus cos you speak same language with the man in power you bcom dumb?

Nnamdi Kanu is in Prison while Sunday Igboho is campaigning for APC. IPOB members are arrested, killed and castrated while Terrorist, Bandits and Fulani herdsmen are Nuhu Ribadu’s brothers and Chief of Army Staffs Prodigal sons.

@tiredcitizen_ @Feeztm Ike gwuru Dede

@umudaniel1 @Feeztm I’m surprised man Like sometimes I ask myself if these people supporting this government have any other things they benefit that we don’t know about cause I don’t understand Are they not living in this same Nigeria?

@Official_Isaaco @officialABAT If he’s depending on the cowardice of the SW to help him win this coming election he has already accumulated failure already.. let him better go to sleep cos how can he be awake yet the nation is in shambles.. let’s all do better oo

President @officialABAT doesn’t sleep. This man works day and night to give you and I a good life. Please show him some love.

@tiredcitizen_ @Feeztm Is there any preferential treatment given to the sw that we don’t know? Cos I can’t fathom how you keep on begging your oppressors to torture you harder

@umudaniel1 @Feeztm Very useless dirty smelly pigs

@Leventis_eth @Feeztm Your region? See just say Lagos cos last time checked it’s actually a no man’s land.. cowards that are also sympathetic to their oppressors..we can’t actuallse any successful protest having chameleons behind us.. coz a man speaks your language you can’t call him to order? SMH

@umudaniel1 @Feeztm From you fools wey dey run to our region for hustle From same fools wey dey celebrate Jb logo We are the cowards but you unfortunate animals never sponsor any succesful protest 😂😂😂😂

@Feeztm their villages yet they’ve not made a sound or told ‘their brother’ to look into it.. don’t worry, when these terrorists enter our lagos, only then will they willingly organize a protest but yet they’re still cowards.

@Feeztm From this CS one will identify that the SW is willing to languish in their slavery.. how did it get this bad that cos an incompetent man speaks your language you can’t tell him to redirect his steps..how bad do we want it to get? see dem raising voices now but the fulanis are in

@SaharaReporters Pls those with blue tick help us ask grok to confirm this whining

‘No Security, No Democracy’: Nigerian Commission INEC Raises Alarm Over Rising Insecurity Under Tinubu Govt | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/4t3z6rU

@BilalInMotion @__scholes You’re very slow fr

@__scholes Electricity wasn’t even widespread before independence, it was concentrated in areas that served colonial interests. So the idea that it would magically be stable today doesn’t really hold

Electricity for don stable if we never gain independence.

@VillageParrot @kvng_oluwaseg Now, I’ll head the protest, let do it this way, we in this comment section should genuinely pick a date and location for a serious but peaceful protest both in Lagos and other states.. someone has to be radek first, I believe others will follow

What did the rest of the Suleja residents do in the five days he was detained? Nothing! Let’s leave the police for a minute. Nigerians are so fucking useless.

@SavvyRinu Yet some stupid yorubas will still vote for the govt to continue just bcos ‘they speak the same language’. fools. This incompetence will touch all of you soonest.. we have never seen anywhere in the world where security agencies make excuses for bytes

VIDEO: People are asking why are we not killing terrorists even if they have killed others. Well, even in the Bible, the prodigal son was given a chance, so we should give terrorists a chance to repent . - Chief of Army Defence Staff, General Oluyede

@ParallelFacts We are not ready yet, including me, to storm govt houses across this dead end and demand explanations for all this nonsense they call reforms

"Terrorists Are Nigerians, We Must Give Them Chance To Repent Instead Of Killing Them,'' CDS Oluyede Calls Repentant Insurgents 'Prodigal Son' That Must Be Welcomed Back (VIDEO) parallelfactsnews.com/terrorists-are…