Turd Ferguson 🍞

Hey @EdmontonOilers, @GenePrincipe, @EdmontonJack, @Bob_Stauffer hope this makes your days bit brighter. We're doing our part to cheer the boys to victory!

@GearboxOfficial Is... Is this a joke?

Take a look at what's included in each edition of Borderlands 4! The Bounty Pack Bundle features new missions, areas, bosses, challenges, and rewards! Vault Hunter Pack includes Story DLC, 2 new playable Vault Hunters, and more!

@runjewels Please please please come to Edmonton.

who's ready?

DYNAMIC DUO 😤 #LetsGoOilers

@thewrongjess I will never get tired of watching this hit.

Loop that Hyman hit on Doughty though.

@NinjaFrye @chinchillagod1 @Samplaysdbd @TeamAdxptLLC @Scerbzz_ @MichaelTaub7 @ItzMaverickTTV @Roc_Ink1 @gordy_kegs @SinisterNtent99 Because you touch yourself at night?

Why am I disabled? twitch.tv/ninjafrye

@1003TheBear Around here it's the basement. It's where all the junk goes to sit until I finally have the courage to tackle the mess.

#HundredBucks Happy first day of Spring! What item in your life has got you thinking, "Oh, I should really get around to cleaning that?" Man, the inside of my car needs a SCRUB. Bad. -McCord.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇦 President Trump says all tariffs on Canada will "disappear" if they become our 51st state.

@1003TheBear Brad Pitt's character from SNATCH. Tough as a coffin nail.

#hundredbucks Who's the toughtest fictional character WITHOUT superpowers? Many of you will say Batman, and we disagree. Bruce Wayne ain't s**t without his gadgets and toys. Tony Stark doesn't count either! -McCord.

The only appropriate way to wake up a newly 12 year old... youtu.be/VC5XcyYFuqc?si…

Yo Canada blink twice if you’re being held hostage by a Mexican cartel 🤣

@WatcherGuru He's also an idiot... So...

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump's son Eric Trump says "₿uy the dips."

This is the best call that isn't from @EdmontonJack reddit.com/r/hockey/s/iq8…

And here we go! #CANvsUSA

@1003TheBear Dad shaved his beard once... It never happened again... STRANGER DANGER!

1VIPQ: "Did a parent ever radically change their appearance when you were a kid, and it freaked you out?" My Pops shaved off his moustache ONCE in his life, when I was 5YO. Scared the hell out of me, he looked like a stranger. -McCord.

@thewrongjess We LOVE sex in the pan.

Have you had this dessert before? I’ve only known it as ‘Sex in a Pan’ (or ‘six’ in my old-school family cookbook 😂) My Mom always made this and it still slaps so, the name is deserved.

Good dumplings make everything a little bit better.

Sitting at the wood of my favourite #ramen shop after therapy...