Slim Thickens 🦃
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Slim Thickens 🦃
@unchangeablebrd
sleeping intellectual giant
Ohio, USA Katılım Şubat 2016
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What’s a good name for the little dance that Trump does?
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This government is full of pedos and sexual degenerates. You’re not going to vote your way out of this.
The Head of DHS was banging a man, not her husband, on private planes bought with our money and giving her friends million dollar contracts for nothing while her husband is wearing prosthetic breasts and doing duck face. Amazing.
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Men think this is an improvement.
MacKenzie Scott, Princeton graduate, writing novels at age six, studied under Toni Morrison, founded Amazon, and one of the biggest philanthropists in the history of humanity.
Versus.. whatever the fuck this is.
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@mattyglesias She gave him “an offer he couldn’t refuse” - enchanted elf coochie
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I’m sorry but it’s gross for someone in her third millennium to be grooming a young victim like this
Tolkien Universe@tolkienzone
Aragorn was 87 years old and Arwen was 2778 years old during the events of The Lord of the Rings. When Aragorn died at the age of 210, Arwen could not bear his loss and died of grief at the age of 2901, 123 years after she had renounced her Elvish immortality to be with him. There is no greater love story in film or literature than this one.
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When musicians are playing light rock and yet guzzling water between songs: what the heck?
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Kevin O’Leary reveals you’ll become a millionaire on $69,000/year by investing 20% of your paycheck each week👀
“Take 20% of your salary of $69,000 and put it into the market each week and don't touch it”
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@sarcasticnerd0 @fwskiiii Where is the extra arm coming from? He truly is a spider of a man!
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@politicsusa46 They’re doing this as an Israeli vendetta against the UN and NGOs supporting the Palestinians
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A true mic drop moment incoming from Jared Moskowitz. He walks the witness straight into a laser guided truth strike with pinpoint accuracy. Boom 💥
There were no survivors.
🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZNRCJhf1n/
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@SpencerHakimian @Suzierizzo1 Average Republican married couple
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🚨BREAKING:
MARK LEVIN CALLS MEGYN KELLY A DEEPTHROAT EXPERT
MEGYN KELLY FIRED BACK THAT MARK LEVIN HAS A MICRO PENIS
WHO DO YOU STAND WITH?
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Cersei watching the explosion, smirking, and then taking a sip of wine will always be one of the most iconic moments on Television
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who remembers that 'new girl' episode with alan ritchson in it as the guy with a microdick😭
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@pacinocrave @offbeatorbit Jeremy Irons- inventor of irony
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Destruction is Donald Trump’s legacy.
James Tate@JamesTate121
Pictures have leaked showing Trump's destruction of the historic White House West Colonnade walkway.
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@Rainmaker1973 Fun fact- a lot of these container ships are painted top to bottom with lead paint. And a lot of the paint is in a lot worse condition than this paint. They haul coal, iron, gravel and also food (yikes)
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Apocalyptic scenes in Australia. The fuel crisis has triggered massive panic buying. Gas stations are completely empty, strict rationing is enforced, and people are desperately hoarding fuel in jerry cans. The system is breaking down in real time.
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