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@uncle_lauren
BLM • aquarius/aquarius/virgo • 27 • she/her • fool/idiot • i write sometimes! words can be found in @heartbalmlit ; @pinkpansylitmag ; and @toiltrolitmag
Pittsburgh, PA Katılım Mart 2009
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This is one of the joints that moves in next to Bob’s Burgers
m. taddow@MikeTaddow
heard it be going down in that spot
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small, fleeting human connections really are what makes life worth living i could cry
griff@dive_nn
helped an older woman read the price of honey at Whole Foods and she said “oh god” and I said “made your decision, didn’t it” and we laughed
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zoomers are afraid of Uptown Girl. what does this say about our country’s military readiness
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@vaporwavedad_ "get a 2nd income source" how about you eat my farts, bro like damn
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accidentally released my biscotti into my coffee and let out a wail like someone dropped an anvil on my foot
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im so tired of yall bitching about getting older 24/7 then cosplaying as a pilgrim the second you hit 28 like you’re doing it to yourself
Emma Friend@EmmaYourFriend
My 26-year-old friend just invited me to a party that STARTS at 10pm
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We aren’t doing this in 2024. You have a crush and that’s it. No pathologizing. No diagnosis. Free yourself from the confines of pop psychology and enjoy your fleeting experience on earth
ً@wynrosei
you don’t have a crush. you have attachment issues and someone is giving you attention
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25-30 is for going to da movies
Aneetta@aneetta_joby_
25-30 is such a weird age group. You have to excel in your career, find a life partner, stay healthy and save money.
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Send him in to interview her. He’ll get results.
Sabrina Carpenter Spotify@SpotifySC
Sabrina Carpenter on rumours that she is wearing a wig. — “Will not confirm or deny … I don’t even know what a wig is, but I also don’t know what not a wig is”
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Meanwhile across town Samantha was dealing with an indictment of her own
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@aujbabeyy @ryansbergara @wearewatcher an angel in the audience had been recording the clip, thank god! x.com/oreobaby12/sta…
taylo✨@oreobaby12
@ryansbergara In case anyone wishes to live in the moment. I managed to capture it on video🤣🤣
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@uncle_lauren @ryansbergara @wearewatcher congrats!!! lmaoo now i wanna know about the execution of it
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last night i had the absolute delight of delivering the most devious deez nuts joke that i've had the pleasure of uttering to none other than @ryansbergara and it was everything a girl could ever dream of | @ the ghost files live tour w/ @wearewatcher
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