Uncle Ben
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Uncle Ben
@uncle_yule
That uncle we all just hate; or love.. Blues for life💙💙
Sunton, Kasarani Katılım Ocak 2021
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Mkisema Lake babes have stiff siandas huwa najam sana because of one Chelsea Achieng. We met in ryma pale Visa Oshwal penye alipelekwa to experience the public school system. Even then, I could tell she was destined for great things(big sianda). She went to State House Girls and we lost contact. We met again after form four nikiwa nimeketi hapo nje ya Sarit Centre thinking about my life after getting lost in the mall for 4hrs. I was too embarrassed and ashamed to ask for her IG handle. Usiwai itisha baddie nangos itisha handle. I said hi, and when she turned to walk away, I could see the waterly jelly jelly movements on her behind. Chelsea, if you are reading this, I still love you baby. Come let me prove to this ninjas yours is not stiff.
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I saw her heartbeat, though sim 2 nikimnyoa huko background na bado nikaachwa. Tf is you saying
Cindy☘️@Indemosyd
Once a relationship gets to this stage, you can never break up
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If you know what's happening here you are a legend.
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉@Shadaya_Knight
Everyone talks about mom's love, but no one talks about dad's sacrifice.
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Sharp boy ashawin mapema 😭😭😭😭
Lakini ni sawa tu saa ntafanya nini💔😭
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@swahilidon @ignyharaz2 Watu wa single room pale mwiki hatutoboi na hii excuse😂😂
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My Kuteseka era has come to an end 😩😭😭😭
Chrispinus Onzweni@onzweni
Ndio kutoka interview my guys and let me tell you Maina 💀maswali from left right and centre mamae I'm still very optimistic about it 🙂
Eesti
@KE_MrBlack Hapa gari ikipiga corner najifanya nimeanguka nazilalia baba
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Ladies and gentlemen, meet Marystella Kongani, a public health officer by profession, but currently a patient of romance gone wrong at Webuye County Hospital. Instead of issuing health advisories, she’s now busy receiving visitors and explaining how love turned into a boxing match,, Ni mbaya!!!
Reports indicate that madam is recovering from what witnesses are calling an open-air massage with unhappy ending courtesy of her very committed and clearly overqualified lover. The man delivered hot silaaaps & blows like he was tendering for a government road contract in Kidero’s office.
During his routine inspection visit & quality assurance matters along kilgoris lane, the man allegedly noticed that the dayametaa measurements had mysteriously expanded. Our boy pulled out his internal calculator & measured the circumference well well, but hesabu haikua inaingiana.
When he politely inquired about the sudden geographical changes, daughter of Agrippina responded with Olympic confidence telling our boy that it was his horizontal engineering equipment that had reduced in size.
My friend,, that statement alone deserves police protection. That’s when the situation escalated from romance to disaster management. The man switched from inspector to instructor, delivering a series of life lessons that nobody applied for. He deconstructed her face badly.
He has since disappeared into thin air and authorities are now looking for him to offer him a fully sponsored staycation at the government owned Airbnb located in a gated community somewhere along Kamiti Road.
Meanwhile, Marystella is recovering well and has reportedly advised the daughters of Agrippina to stick to one syllabus bcoz Group work is very dangerous. Apart from sura mbaya, thighs are looking good🥹. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
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@ItsJeffreyJeff Shida kubwa imeanza hapo kwa Nyandarua county. Anataka kupika soup ya probox?
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O'Reilly to arsenal
Troll Football@TrollFootball
Arsenal fans: We will win the quadruple. Me: O'Reilly?
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