Uncle Bucky

What do these three women have in common? 😮🍆💦

@Auzd1npoker We’ll come to you just bring your wallet

@unclebucky69 If you pay for travel expenses

Sickest call of my life. Was 30% sure he was going to turn over Q high tho hahahaha

And he wonders why people call him a monkey

@cagiago_ Lmfaoo another retarded take from a braindead delusional arsenal fan. I bet you still think they’re gonna win the quadruple

All of them were flops in the premier league by the way, this just exposes how poor the quality is in Bundesliga

@daviddunn177 Now you’re angry your boyfriend is too tired to fuck you in the ass

We told you not to vote for him in 2016. We told you not to vote for him in 2020. We told you not to vote for him in 2024. And now you’re angry that we were right.

@Auzd1npoker Really good call blocking 67 and 78 and bd flush draw bluffs

@DiegosTake7909 @WSOP Not a fuckin spicc thats for sure go make me a bean burrito diego

@unclebucky69 @WSOP What are you?

Meet Deborah Kimberly Dimpel-Ulhaq — playing her first-ever WSOP after an unexpected spark of inspiration… from her Uber driver! Hear the wild story that brought her to the felt and why she’s taking a shot at poker’s biggest stage. #WSOP2025

@DONKEYP0KER @ClubWPTGold Just wait a few weeks you’ll give it all back eventually 🐳

Been a decent week on @ClubWPTGold registered the $33 115K on Monday with $38 in my account and cashed for $450. The rest, well, that’s history. #fadedthedepositbutton #unsponsored #ontherise #pokerstreamer

@BarstoolNate Lol its not even close to the same thing as a WR catching it out of bounds. Go back to folding kings heads up vs a rich whale thats what you’re best at

My hottest sports take is if you don't get 2 feet down on the field with the ball in your glove then it should be a HR. Ppl are gonna yell at me but this is no different than a WR jumping while in bounds and catching the ball out of bounds.

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Your wife has a cock 🍆

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

@_nateschwartz Doesn’t matter where you land, as soon as the ball is enclosed in the glove its an out. And the ball was in his glove before he landed over the fence

I will die on the hill if you end up on the other side of the wall with the ball, that should be a HR. you didn’t prevent the ball from clearing the fence

@JamieBonkiewicz All that eye makeup doesn’t make you look good sweetie

He was a racist podcaster

@lovemachine_x_x @PokerNews @senortilt Its not that he dislikes him hes scared to play with keating. He wants to play soft ass games wit rich billionaires who wont put him in tough spots. Then will go brag online about how good he is at poker. Sam kiki is an absolute fuckin joke, just a tool who has made alot of money

@PokerNews @senortilt Señor Tilt avoided Alan Keating in yesterdays game at any cost. Then you have Keating’s post about “Poker Politics” which clearly means there was a problem with the game’s sponsor, Monkey Tilt. Señor just doesn’t like Keating, it’s that simple.

🚨 Alan Keating was left out of the High Stakes Poker livestream Friday, and it appears he wasn't too happy about it, or with @senortilt. 👇 pokernews.com/news/2026/04/a…

@senortilt Not trying to hate but having a massive bankroll and playing super high stakes games with rich whales doesn’t mean you’re good at poker. You play in games with equivalent skill level as 2-5 no limit at your local card room lol and i respect that but again, doesn’t make you good

It’s fun to watch all these randos tweet about how badly I play poker when I made more money playing poker this week than most of them have made their entire pro poker careers.

@jordbearr Should get that herb sack upgrade

yay leaf pig !!!

@HCLPokerShow @Polymarket I’ve never been in such disbelief that mariano didn’t win atleast one board. Thought for sure he was scooping

AA ships it on the flop… and Mariano snap-calls with just a flush draw. 😲 Brought to you by @Polymarket, the World’s Largest Prediction Market

@nekbeardhersh Isnt it funny how everyone in poker seems to put their opponent on the exact hand they had AFTER they see what they had?! Sick read bro!!

Just won my biggest cash game pot online. 2/4/8. SB raised 6bb, we 3b from BB 18bb, straddle made it 38bb, sb folds, we call. Flop we x/c 11bb. Turn we x/c 160bb jam. I said he could do this 88 or 99. Sure enough he had 99! $1.7k pot!