Uncle Fester

@HustleBitch_ I’m willing to bet the dude throwing them is a Demarion or a Jamiroquai….

🚨 LEAKED FOOTAGE FROM O’HARE AIRPORT BAG ROOM — THIS IS WHAT THEY DO TO YOUR LUGGAGE WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING Suitcases getting LAUNCHED full force like garbage. No hesitation. No care. Just straight impact. This is the same bag you trust with everything you packed… getting thrown like this. And airlines still charge you extra for it. This isn’t a mistake. It’s routine. So when your bag shows up cracked open, items missing, or completely destroyed… was it ever “lost”… or just handled like this the entire time? How many times has YOUR bag been treated like this?

@bigheadhcky Maybe? Hard to say. Could be cuz he’s porking a puck bunny THOT.

Jack Hughes is the biggest name in hockey, right?

@UnderdogMLB Why? Doesn’t he have a perm?

Santiago Espinal officially makes Dodgers Opening Day roster.

@mark_slapinski Haahaaa I couldn’t imagine being American or living in that shit hole of a poverty country.

JD Vance can't resist the urge to shit on America's former ally Canada. This is so stupid.

@EricLDaugh Only in America.

🚨 BREAKING: Oregon high school principal Jeremy Williams who was placed on leave for celebrating the assass*nation of Charlie Kirk has just been SENTENCED to 5 YEARS in prison over possession of child p*rnography Imagine THAT. Our enemies are disgusting creatures.

@mlbelites_ So he has no education. Got it.

Friendly reminder that Bryce Harper dropped out of High School at 16, transferred to a JuCo, and got drafted at 17. He came into pro baseball as the most-hyped prospect of all time with insane expectations. He surpassed the expectations 💯

@RotoSurgeon Always cheer against the corrupt, third world war-torn country that is the USA.

changed my mind go VENEZUELA 🇻🇪

@UnderdogMLB @timbhealey Isn’t he like 5’ 2” and 300lbs? Not enough range for a thiccc to be on the hot corner either.

Caleb Durbin said he was informed he will be Red Sox starting 3B, per @timbhealey.

@Andrew_FBB Paul Skenes will be out of the league by then.

My prediction for the top 10 pitchers 5 years from now (excluding current college arms) Paul Skenes Eury Perez Chase Burns Nolan McLean Jacob Misiorowski Thomas White Bryan Woo Garrett Crochet Carlos Lagrange Trey Yesavage Any additions or subtractions?

@Andrew_FBB 450 dead centre. 92mph lol.

Shota Imanaga yesterday: 4.2 IP 1 H 1 R 1 BB 8 K 25 whiffs🔥 39 CSW% Splitter did most of the damage with 13 whiffs Fastball averaged 92.2 MPH, up from his 2025 season mark! Wow.

@iJordanMoore This didn’t age well. Trump is a pervert.

He pointed to the American flag on the sleeve and saluted 🫡 🇺🇸 BRYCE HARPER IS CAPTAIN AMERICA.

@JustBB_Media Bitch asses.

Mason Miller and most of Team USA immediately took off their silver medals

@MLFootball lol who cares. Trump sucks.

🚨BRUTAL🚨 Team USA slugger Kyle Schwarber received a silver medal from the commissioner and RIPPED IT OFF before he got to the dugout. It is awful that the Team USA players are being forced to accept the second-place medals on the field after the loss.

@MLBONFOX You love to see it. Suck it Trump.

Another heartbreak for team USA 😢

@UnderdogMLB USA sucks. Not even Trumps script could give them the win.

WBC Champions: 2026 - Team Venezuela 2023 - Team Japan 2017 - Team USA 2013 - Team Dominican Republic 2009 - Team Japan 2006 - Team Japan

@JeffPassan This is importwnt for the world that Trump has lost this. He tried to script this but Venezuela are your daddies.

Venezuela is a magnificent baseball country, rich with history, full of life, with a love and passion for the game that makes it better. Their players have been moved to tears with good reason. Baseball means everything to them. This means everything to them.

@JeffPassan You love to see it. Go VZ go! Trumps script couldn’t help them in this one.

FINAL: Venezuela 3, United States 2 Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic in a game that lived up to the tournament’s name. Superlative pitching, excellent defense, clutch swings -- the biggest of them Eugenio Suárez’s go-ahead double in the ninth inning. An incredible show.

@UnderdogMLB Wooooooo! Suck it Trump. Can’t script everything you orange Cheeto sicko pervert!

TEAM VENEZUELA WINS THE WBC

@JeffPassan Hehehehehwhwhwhwwhhehehehehwhwhwhw go DR go!

And Venezuela takes the lead right back. A leadoff walk from Garrett Whitlock, a Javier Sanoja stolen base and an Eugenio Suárez double into the left-center gap puts Venezuela ahead, 3-2, in the top of the ninth. No outs, either, so Venezuela can tack on more.

@JeffPassan Scripted via Trump. Ew.

A swing of beauty.