undercrackers

so busy today, but hey the sun is out!

@greentree1001 @bphillipsonMP

I’m in today’s Times magazine (£, sorry) talking about backgrounds & opportunities. I want every child to have opportunity. Under Labour, background will be no barrier. But there's more than that. A little thread 🧵 — thetimes.co.uk/article/bridge…

@Anna_Da_Suza @BritisherPaz49

youtu.be/D6tDZKatM5M @BritisherPaz49 Sadiq Khant has got his way To legally rob you blind To fund all his accounting losses That's why ulez was designed The public pays for his mistakes His overspending sprees Where does all this money go From his extortionate fees

@strum_joe @benonwine

ULEZ is a poll tax by the back door. Please Retweet for a larger audience.

@brialegit None. It's a film not a dinner party.

What food should I bring when I see #Oppenheimer

@RoadtoGlasto But he did. So there's nothing to discuss.

@undercrackered Ok but if he didn’t what would the BBC have to do?

So Christine and the queens singer now identifies as He. Which is fine. The confusing thing is why he has to cover his nipples when Lewis Capaldi didn’t? I’m genuinely interested in what people think about this because it’s messing with my head.

@Tinyan91259573b @BBC @glastonbury Hey Tiny penis -Premier League is a privately owned business - why all the free publicity?

@JoeHylton1 Oh joe. Where to begin? Maybe it’s safer to tackle your spelling that address the gender confusion. But yes, Red has an amazing voice.

@LiesHead Nobody forced anything - he always wears them.

@_yatesy Yes - anyone with an opinion different to yours should be BANNED!

I really think the BBC should stop over-covering Glasto and the other big festivals, we have too many armchair opinions going around, only those willing to purchase a ticket should be allowed to bash AM/Billy Nomates/Royal Blood etc. #ArcticMonkeys #glastonbury2023

@denchie20 He.

Just turned on Christine and the queens and she has her tits out?!?! 😭😭😭

@andrewseagleeye Oh dear, Andrew - at least you are perfect, eh. #sorryaboutyoursmallpenis

Can Glastonbury set some form of dress code for the artists? Fat Scottish tosser Lewis Capaldi without a shirt on followed by equally fat (possibly fatter) American Lizzo in a black leather suit! Struggling to not spew up my strawberries and Pims!🤮 #Glastonbury

@RepJimBanks @RepMattGaetz omg what's the matter with you - danny larue would have had your guts for garters.

.@RepMattGaetz just passed an amendment to stop drag shows on military bases. Crazy we had to pass it but glad to vote for it.

@Mike_Fabricant @Telegraph @RhonddaBryant Good luck finding someone who hasn't made a comment against Boris at some point... Man's a liar, just admit that and move on.

“Hardly the College of Cardinals” The @Telegraph lists today all the prejudicial comments made against #Boris by members of the Privileges Comm b4 the inquiry even began. No court of law. Only @RhonddaBryant had the integrity to recluse himself. Justice must be SEEN to be done.

@abughazalehkat WHILE HE WAS ON THE SHITTER

Fox News host Jesse Watters just gave the funniest possible defense of Donald Trump: "He was sifting through [the documents] and determining which were personal and which were presidential."

@PeterSt35237312 @The__Grenouille @RNLI They won't miss the piddling donations from pricks like you.

@HarrySword Two pints of bitter please.

In this photograph Eamonn Holmes looks like a former Serbian warlord who has to pretend that he has dementia and Dan Wootton looks like his eldest son, involved in crypto and a 'string of Sarajevo nightspots'.

@Mar_SC_ella Either way, no succession to be had. I don't think that factored into her decision.

@undercrackered There wouldn’t have been a business with Ken at the helm. He would have destroyed her father’s legacy.

Shiv gave the job to Tom to save a position for her child. She sacrificed her power for her child’s future. Ken wasn’t gonna give her or her kid sh!t. She made the play a good mother would make, something Logan would never have done. Most of you just don’t get it. #Succession