Cracker Jack
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@araghchi Hey, I'm looking to open up a bunch of McDonald's franchises in Iran.
Please get your act together soon.
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@AndyKimNJ The US Congress is the worst deliberative body to exist.
We need to come up with an alternative for the fuckery that exists in this shitty institution.
Term Limits.
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Just leaving the Capitol now at 3am as I wanted to be on the Senate floor through final passage of the vote to end the shutdown. As we promised, there was no funding for ICE without the reforms Americans demand. TSA at our airports funded; zero for ICE.

Andrew Desiderio@AndrewDesiderio
Senate voice-votes DHS funding minus ICE/CBP There are just 5 senators on the floor: Thune Schmitt Moreno (presiding) Schatz Kim
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Pete Hegseth blocked the promotion of four diverse Army officers to the rank of One-Star General, according to a New York Times report.
Details: tmz.me/wF5ibTN

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@ChrisCuomo @ChrisCuomo - please set up a poll:
Who is more retarded?
A) Chris Cuomo
B) Scott Jennings
C) Jimmy Kimmel
Thanks.
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This guy was part of the administration that brought us wmd bs and served at the knee of senator mcconnell...and trashed trump until he got paid not to. He should spend more time with plumbers and less time pretending to not be part of the system
Scott Jennings@ScottJenningsKY
🚨 Ask yourself this question: If you had to be governed by 100 working-class plumbers or 100 sneering, elitist, know-nothing, hack liberal comedians like @jimmykimmel - which would you choose? I know what I'd choose.
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@CBSNews @SenWarren Is Elizabeth Warren evil, hateful, divisive, corrupt and hypocritical?
A. Yes
B. No
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Sen. Elizabeth Warren's bill would raise taxes on households worth more than $50 million and on billionaires. cbsn.ws/4uO5CQJ
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@CBSNews I wouldn't worry about Elizabeth Warren. None of her proposed legislation has ever come close to passing.
It's basically fundraising material.
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@Mikehomeseller Quadrophenia is the finest album ever. There is no better album.
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@JBPritzker My second favorite football team now is the Hammond Bears.
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@iamimtiyaz95 @CollinRugg dumb fuck was fighting with court officers.
fuck around? find out.
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Whatever the court case, watching someone slammed to ground & ignored in distress is disturbing. Being trans isn’t a free pass, but it’s a reality needing proper handling esp.
when requesting female officer for safety & dignity. Contempt of court shouldn’t mean excessive force.
Due process applies to all.
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Transgender attorney begs for a female police officer after getting tackled to the ground before being jailed for contempt.
Oklahoma attorney Rob Hopkins was caught on camera arguing with the judge.
“I’m a transgender attorney practicing all over the state!”
The argument continued to escalate before the judge called in officers who then took Hopkins to the ground.
Hopkins was heard screaming “I can’t breathe” and begging for a female officer.
Hopkins was reportedly held on a $25,000 bond.
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@MarioNawfal This @MarioNawfal cat is doing his best Comical Ali impression.
thank you for the laugh.
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