crispy

@TheRogueAgent @paulb3rd This has been all I eat for the past 10 years. And my cheat day is Orange chicken and rice every Saturday night. Funny part is... Its still chicken and rice lol

@paulb3rd Chicken breast? Not that easy. That meat turns to sand in your mouth. After about 3 days of doing that, a normal person questions their sanity

For the I have to drink protein shake bros. This is 64g of protein. How hard is that to eat?

@sagelovebars Pre workout. Easy

Gym rats delete 1 forever GYM Leg day Pre- workout rest day cheat meals squats deadlifts

@RepJackKimble Don't y'all make up for it by accepting bribes and shit? We already know you're all snakes.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@ClipsyHub That's how you know he ain't packing. My shit looks big even with a turtle shell and a helmet.

Clav is so into the LOOKSMAXING genre that he has started PENISMAXING also😭 ''I did fat resolve resist on my mons pubis'' ''What does that do?'' ''Well it makes my penis looks bigger''🍄 ''So yeah, that was kinda like a good PENISMAX''💀

CAITLIN CLARK WITH THE BACK TO BACK

@NVIDIAGeForce #007FirstLightRTX

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@200iqTakesOnly @Channel6ixNEWS I just finished SOMA so I'm questioning my whole existence right now lol

@unicronsays @Channel6ixNEWS Trapped bots:( try disillusionment, it’s freeing

Black people treat prom like its the ghetto met gala

@200iqTakesOnly @Channel6ixNEWS It's the way the world works. Whatever programmed humanity has a sense of humor.

@Channel6ixNEWS All you white ppl in the comments love to talk shit ab black ppl😂😂got nothing else to do, but will “preach love” in church on Sunday fohh

@NasheCeezet_zw That's cool and all but I'm trying to get a pump.

No random jokes. No loud energy. Nothing. I asked one of the trainers where he went. He looked at me and said: “He’s been battling depression for years.” “The gym is the only place he feels less alone.” That hit me hard because suddenly all those “annoying conversations” looked different. He wasn’t trying to waste people’s time but he was trying to survive his own mind. Now whenever he interrupts my workout… I let him talk. Because you never really know what someone is carrying behind a smile.

There’s a guy at my gym who talks to everyone , mid-set and headsets on. Doesn’t matter.Most people found him annoying. He wasn’t the strongest guy there. But every day he’d walk around laughing, joking, starting conversations with random people like the gym was his living room. One guy once whispered: “Bro comes here for socializing, not working out.” Then one week… He disappeared. And weirdly, the gym felt empty without him.

@celestiaewhore At least you ain't getting into shit

seeing people my age going out and having fun while i stay alone in my room playing video games all day

@luvblessingz That's like feeling bad receiving a paycheck from a company that rips off customers

@IGN GET TO FUCK MCCLEARY

Terry Crews reveals his pick for GOAT video game: Still Wakes the Deep

@Jainadave_ Racking plates is my cardio

DOING CARDIO AFTER YOU HIT THE WEIGHTS IS THE CHEAT SHEET! THANK ME LATER

@Lucifer_WN @knddall I was 4 so it's coo

@knddall a lot of y'all need to check yourself, she was 17 here

Natalie Portman at the Star Wars premiere 1999

@Jainadave_ Fr and I always chase them afterwards to make sure they get home safe

Going to the gym alone as a woman is elite character development. I respect you.

@_No_Russian_ Mexicans are awesome man lol

Im excited to finally get out of my moms house and pay $2000 a month to live in a 80% hispanic neighborhood

@MadTitan666 @_No_Russian_ Chill out. I'm Mexican and I thought it was funny.

@_No_Russian_ It must be exhausting blaming brown people for your mediocre life lol

@AbakpaJob True

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

@Getinwithgame Idk man you never slowed down and given long deep strokes? That shit makes them orgasm like crazy.

The hotter the girl, the harder she gets f*cked. The more beautiful a woman is, the more violently and dominantly the man who’s sleeping with her usually f*cks her. This is one of the least talked about truths in sexual dynamics:

@RoxX_Xylr Smoking weed in 2026... LOL

Weed smokers be like it's 8am time to make myself retarded