J. Slartibartfast
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Fun fact: SoftBank is so far crashing faster than what it did during the DotCom bust Is it different this time? To a certain extent yes, because only a miracle or a BOJ bailout (already its 2nd largest shareholder) can save it from hitting zero



My Episcopalian friend who has been investigating Catholicism for a year but is terrified of her family’s reaction sent me this video tonight. She said, “I’ve had enough” and asked me how to sign up for OCIA to officially convert to Catholicism! 😂🙌



It's worse than you think: After a SECOND data revision, the US went from "adding" 147,000 jobs in June 2025, to LOSING -13,000 jobs. Cumulative payrolls have now officially been revised down by -1.1 MILLION jobs since February 2022. What is happening here? (a thread)





“perhaps the moment SoftBank bank accounts hit zero the shares will price to infinite value” - to be clear, this was a joke not a newly found markets rule
























