unkleskizzy

im laying under my desk

you heard it here first: my sources tell me brett farve is a viking.

my iphone is dying

my iphone is died

protip: if you have a wine hangover take an antihistamine... wine has histamines in it that make you feel worse

Welcome to the Dave & Busters of the Real

@saidjake yes

@saidjake oh sorry I only read one tweet a day

@saidjake give your recipe!

@saidjake trying to buy right now

“@saidjake: 10 yr anniversary tomorrow. Seems like only yesterday I wanted to kill myself #justkiddingsweetheart” happy anniversary

Giants just hit around in the first on ubaldo #Rockies #squeezemynuts

I wonder what a glass of water costs around here cause I'm getting thirsty #myhouse

@saidjake welcome to my tweeter beep. beep. beep.

@KeithOlbermann sucks shit

Just watched "Marmaduke." What a bad ass dog.