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@DontSJW @realphilhendrie He just needs to let his characters make all his comments. That was the genius stuff

@realphilhendrie Jesus Phil. This is getting embarrassing for you. Maybe Wilford Brimley will let you take over the diabetes commercials. Thats really the only TV gig you're gonna get at this point.

“Took over a broken system.” Trumps BIG go-to since Jan 2017 and it’s a lie like everything else out of his face. Obama gave him a recovering economy. Trump fucked it up the way Sea World fucked up whales. He could’ve been ready but he was busy putting his finger in the toaster

@realphilhendrie This would be a perfect Steve Bosell quote, holding himself back from crying.

When we get a real president again, things will be better

A tough question is coming, but to me the answer is simple. Do you shut down and destroy the most generous, prosperous, powerful, and genuinely good nation in the history of the world for a virus with a 1-2% mortality rate? No. No you do not. To argue otherwise is moronic.

@knssradio It's difficult to respect the highway patrolman who is sitting in a sneaky place trying to catch people speeding at a time when we are only out for essential reasons

WUT?

@michaeljknowles I think he was avoiding a nard dog moment

Why does his index finger look like that?

Joe Biden is struggling 😐

.@CBSNews used footage from a hospital in Italy while doing a segment on the conditions in New York City. The bottom is Sky News from March 22. The top is CBS News from March 25.

@marklevinshow have a link to the sky news story from Friday's show?

So unnecessary

Here’s how #FakeNews creates chaos for no reason. Read the headline below. 👇🏽 This, however, is buried several paragraphs down: “What could limit the expired masks’ use in this pandemic is quite simple — an elastic band.” Easily fixable. No real problem. apple.news/AZsr15BoeTfuEC…

@realphilhendrie Reminiscing today with @AtomFry about Dave Oliva sleeping on his mom's back porch & trying to entice Marisleysis into his life with the promise of warm rice and beans on a regular basis, all a woman really wants. You're the Beatles of talk radio. TY

@catturd2 She's so cute when she's dumb

Can you imagine going to AOC’s bar when she was bartending? You would order a Manhattan, and she would bring you a Diet Coke and a pack of milk duds.

If Pelosi just considered me a nuisance I would be offended but she called me a dangerous nuisance so that gives me some credibility. Thanks for having me this morning @teamcavuto.

@atensnut "Where do we do..."

How long can they keep up this pretense? The Democrats do not have a viable candidate.

@deaconcruise @dtweete @marklevinshow It will be beyond ironic for Trump to end up with the legacy of the USA taking a sharp turn left to a socialist future. His hand was seemingly forced by China and the global swamp in election season. It's an impossible situation.

1. NRA sues California for shutting gun stores. You know folks, it’s getting very scary out there.  I mean beyond this terrible virus.