catch me if you can

@TfL ?

@unpersecutedme No service on Tuesday 2 June from 00:01 to 23:59, so in short as of midnight tonight no service all day tomorrow.

@TfL hey, are the district and Hammersmith & city lines running tomorrow? I see that your announcement indicates that they may be running but the “plan your journey” applications indicate that they’re not.

@TfL Thanks, I read that before tweeting out to confirm. So the district line and H&C lines are running tomorrow, correct?

@unpersecutedme See here tfl.gov.uk/campaign/strik…

I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother.

how randomly being added to a groupchat feels

sending this to my boyfriend while he plays video games next to me on the couch and saying “acknowledge me”

Let me not even complain about the heat being unbeatable. I remember at the start of the year it rained for like 45 days straight

mom : dahi jamana me : kitna jamau mom : sara jamana me : haseeon ka diwana

Llegando al restaurante con un vestido hermoso y un bouquet de flores que me dio mi novio for no reason, llega la mesera y le pregunta si estamos celebrando algo, él le responde: “un día más”

Corporate life will teach you that knowing the job is only half the battle. The real skill is staying calm in meetings, reading the room, managing ego, receiving vague feedback, and not replying emails with your real thoughts.

Thrilled to announce I’m not ready to go back to work on Monday:

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

The weight of Monday creeps in on Sunday evenings. You can literally feel the energy of the dark web reaching out to you (Outlook, Teams, and Excel).

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn't see that email until you're emotionally ready

@ick_real Our inability to sit with uncertainty. We'd rather cling to comfortable lies than face uncomfortable truths. That reflex - to choose the illusion of certainty over the reality of not knowing - might be the root of most of our collective pro

worst case scenario I’ll make it. best case scenario I’ll make it big.

Corporate unadulting is when you realise you enjoy your boss's holidays more than they do Like.. 'Hope you enjoyed your trip... it was awesome not having you here!'

@AldiUK you know you can take action? you can bring the site down and issue comms to notify customers. (:

@unpersecutedme Our only site is - ms.spr.ly/6014v3b7i 💙

@AldiUK hey, this website seems to be an impersonation and it’s showing up at the top of Google searches - aldiuk.reliamart.shop. Unless it’s authentic?