upbluejoy
264 posts
I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.
Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week. Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
Kristina Drye was Samantha Power’s speech writer. Samantha Power was the former head of the USAID @60Minutes tried to pass off the woman who helped give voice to all of this agency’s corruption as a common civil servant. The news doesn’t get much faker than this.
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