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@happynapsy @iky_fwjett Yeah you should know when ur grans about to keel over before it happens it’s OPs fault

@iky_fwjett Seems reasonable on their part.... What are you talking about?

@rlstorm1_ @RL_Status @RocketLeague You’re so retarded there will NEVER not be cheaters in any game

I've played 31 games of 1s today, 2 of which being bots. @RL_Status @RocketLeague your anti cheat worked for about 30 seconds

@Dexerto Install smart tube, it’s cracked YouTube but better and free

YouTube has begun rolling out 90 second unskippable ads to their TV app “It’s simply not worth it to watch YouTube on the TV”

@playpokemon It looks like he’s celebrating, disqualify and give it to the next runner up now

Congratulations to Noah Sakadjian, your 2026 #PokemonTCG Orlando Regional Champion! 🏆

@GRYPR8 @II2430550947055 @emchtastic @a17amntw @sebgifts @TateTheTalisman You’re parents mutilated you, it’s weird they never taught you basic hygiene either (makes sense coming from a yank)

@II2430550947055 @emchtastic @a17amntw @sebgifts @TateTheTalisman Of course I never needed to learn that disgusting lesson (my parents loved me).

They told you it was up your butt to make you gay. Turns out is on your foreskin which is overwhelmingly removed by U.S parents. Thank god my mother said “what’s the point in that?” When the doctors asked if she wanted it done to me. I’ve still got all my penis. Rare UK W.

@RebreakNews Who the fuck is that

The Red Roses UK guy’s house is being smashed #Scotland

@30RoE @Biedaboo @RupertLowe10 Read their other policies, correct me if I’m wrong but I’m sure one of th things they want to do is abolish inheritance tax

@Biedaboo @RupertLowe10 The danger of being tied to a government with no money and a big spending problem, mainly, starting with inheritance tax (40%). If you’ve spent 30 years filing two tax returns and paying millions to the UK, having them take 1/2 from your family when you die does not appeal.

There continues to be an immense amount of fake news circulating around Restore Britain’s principles of immigration. Here is our position. Read it, and let me know if you agree… Step one. Remove the illegal migrant population. Two million? Three million? Even more? Doesn’t matter. They will all be detained, and they will all be deported. We will of course start with the third world invaders and foreign criminals - this is a day one priority. A Restore Britain Government would launch the largest deportation scheme in British history - we have the plan, we’ve already published the most comprehensive deportation scheme ever released. 100+ pages of it. We know how to do it. Now we are seeking the power to implement it. The illegals are the priority. Foreign criminals go too, but that doesn’t even need discussing anymore. They’re out the door on the first flight home. What happens to them in their own country is not our problem. Step two. Legal migrants who can’t speak English, refuse to work, claim benefits, live in social housing, hate our way of life or even actively want to do us harm? They go too - hopefully voluntarily. If not, they will be removed. Dual nationals who want to kill us? Strip them off their British citizenship and send them back. Foreign Islamists, gone. Dual national Islamists, gone. If foreigners want to live in an Islamic country, we will make that a reality for them. This would all be twinned with drastic reductions of the number of people settling in the country, and I mean drastic. It will be in the thousands, not the hundreds of thousands. Who can come? Ultra high-skilled migrants to fill gaps, and spouses of British men and women. We would ease that process, allowing Brits to bring their husband/wives into our country without the endless bureaucracy, red tape and cost - allowing them to build a family. That is positive immigration. We will encourage it. All done alongside our Red List. If a country is proven to supply us with sex pests, rapists, criminals and illegals? We will shut off entire visa routes. We will discriminate based on the evidence. Afghanistan would be top of that list. Those Afghans who came following the data breach would be removed and relocated. All of them. The asylum system would be abolished in its entirety. ILR would be scrapped. Benefits for foreign nationals would be cancelled. Social housing currently filled with foreigners would be freed for British families. The whole immigration scam would finally end. When a visa ends, that individual will be expected to leave Britain - that principle will be enforced for the first time in decades. And here’s a mad idea. Our aim would be to train the millions of healthy Brits on benefits to do these jobs. This is just so painfully obvious. If they don’t like it, they lose their universal credit. Simple. None of this is complicated. It just takes balls. The number of people living in Britain would radically reduce - millions would go during the first five years of a Restore Britain Government. Millions. Our immigration system would put one group of people at the top of the agenda. The British people. If you want all of this - vote for it. Join Restore Britain, support Restore Britain. Put us in power, and we will get it done. I promise you that.

@DailyLoud He’s gonna be used as a pocket pussy in prison 💀💀

professional cornhole player who's also a quadruple amputee is facing murder charges in Maryland. Dayton James Webber, 27, was behind the wheel of a car when he shot and killed his front-seat passenger

@bigbrrrx @emkeayy @_Gottalovezik Smart tube is better than premium and it’s free🤣

@emkeayy @_Gottalovezik ok and what do you do when there is a ad within the video itself cause you can skip it with premium too

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

@MAKHACHEVMMA But he’s the one fighting on the White House card..and your not? Only says one thing, that you ducked

We both know who chickened out here 😉 you can cover your cowardice with nasty tweets, but don’t worry, one day you will get what you asked for! and your fat ass manager don’t have to ask for billions to fight me, we’ll do it for free.

@KSI Yet you won’t step in the ring with either one, used to want to see you knockout Jake but ur a bum, Jake owns you

Christmas came early 😭

@mmaonpoint Jones and Reyes

Name 'em 👇

@Brparadox 7842

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 99,999... Guess it right by tomorrow and this PC is yours 👀

@Zhengmao_L @hyperboreality @PolitlcsUK @BBCNews Definitely dipped, they’re that bright you mistake it for full beam

@hyperboreality @PolitlcsUK @BBCNews Is it for dimmed headlight even or are you describing people who abuse the full beam headlight?

🚨 NEW: The Government will review car headlights over fears they are becoming too bright [@BBCNews]

🚨NEW: Activists drop large 50ft "Unite the Kingdom" banner on the cliffs of dover and pay tribute to Charlie Kirk [@RTCORGUK]

@hehe_samir This is literally GTA 5😭😭

Fearless warriors outmaneuvering the Iron Dome like a game 🦅

@RizeyR6 @thefelourfog @DaDangleBerries I got a 2023 badge even though I’ve been ranked since black ice and had been playing before that, It might be worth just hounding them with tickets till a real person reviews it

@thefelourfog @DaDangleBerries Me neither didn’t even get any other stuff all I wanted was the 2015 badge I don’t care about the skin 🤣 but nah they gave me the 2024 badge

Can anyone explain to me why I got the 2015 badge but not the Year 1 veteran coveted Ice skin?

@Garfieldisdoc Wipe ur mouth and zip it up after

Its kind of mind blowing Siege X just came out & people say the audio is shit. It could be 2 things: 1. You don't understand reverb and how that works with maps. 2. Your headset is shit

@ruckGN @AzheedXV Can’t the firmware for dma get dtc?

@AzheedXV Are you retarded? DMA software can’t get detected because it’s just reading memory from a peripheral device. Bun doesn’t write to memory, so it is impossible for it to get banned unless you are retarded and using it on one pc like apparently some people do

Updates: all of the people that got banned today is DMA

@cupsxoxo @UbisoftSupport @Ubisoft @Rainbow6Game Gotta buy new firmware for the dma now🙏🏻

from lvl 0 - 278 in over 1 year 3000+ ranked games played and yet main acc got banned but my alt is alive 7 of the most known EU champs are banned Me, Jack, Xim,Runi, Syzdem and more @UbisoftSupport @Ubisoft @Rainbow6Game