Captain Obvious

@7aflgameday what’s with the fake crowd noise on the broadcast.

@KyBroome35 @BradKlibansky To be honest I didn’t rate him based on what I watched. But on a second watch I could see it. He’ll take time. But there’s something there.

Aidan Schubert is a draft steal, too good for VFL already at 18 years old. Should have gone in the early teens not at 23. Wonder what the Hawks will do as they have an abundance of KPF talent. @BradKlibansky

@Pivotonian1838 I happened to have a meeting with a local labour mp yesterday. You have got no idea the bullshit that came out of her mouth. There’s a follow up. I can’t wait.

Fxxking hypocrite

@savmegafan3 @grok Oh shit this will hurt the hawthorn nuffies. Wait for the breaking salary cap comments.

uhhf @grok is it true??

@naniayourbusine @AlboMP @BenFordhamLive Absolute lying piece of shit.

Well this aged well @AlboMP lied then and still lies today A snake sheds it's skin each spring but it's still a snake 🐍 @BenFordhamLive

@Macetrott Jack Martin too

Now let’s spare a thought,for the luckiest bastard in the universe..

@davebeerflog I’ve been saying exactly that for years. You are so correct.

I never understand Children’s Hospital appeals, surely governments should fund them properly so there is no need for them. Why do they exist? Melbourne and Perth I’m looking at you.

@norfamerican Horrible decision. But so much fun watching the Carlton buddies lose their shit. Boo fucking boo. Maybe focus on the fact your team is shit.

Are the actual umpires on strike and they got the reserves in? #AFLNorthBlues

@Pivotonian1838 Maybe if Peatling could actually kick his opposite foot at the end instead of trying a stupid banana from 40 that might help.

Adelaide fans will be trying to find some sought of controversy soon #AFLCrowsFreo

@3AWparody @RyanJones6980 @tonytardio A fundraiser for a hospital all of us pay for in our taxes. Talk to any nurse who works there and they will tell you the real story of how much is raised Is actually seen. It’s fuck all.

@RyanJones6980 @tonytardio You're both sick fvckers. It's a fundraiser for a children's hospital.

While the premier is taking these calls from generous Victorians perhaps someone could remind her that up to 15 children’s hospitals could be built with the 15 billion allegedly shoveled down the throat of organised crime as part of the big build.

@7AFL Classic over celebrating.

It's a 22-point Carlton lead with a quarter to go 👀

@terkey76 No he didn’t. Clearly didn’t move off his line. Not that hard to see.

Played on every day. Shocker from the ump. #AFLNorthBlues

@TerpsMLC How about the $1 million you donated to the hospital. Taxpayers money. Isn’t that what’s supposed to fund it anyway. Ridiculous.

ICYMI: Take a look at the latest updates from the Allan Labor Government. 1/2 #victoria #melbourne #nemr #Labor #power #tafe #education #trains

@goodfoodgal I know it’s only a twitter poll. But Albo is shitting his pants. He k ow there is this groundswell of one nation support and his only option is to attack them and bring them down. He’s not smart enough to do it any other way. They are coming.

Aussies… who are you going to vote for at the next federal election?

@JacintaAllanMP Is this a joke. You are using $1 million of taxpayers money to donate to the hospital. What actually funds the hospitals anyway. TAXPAYERS MONEY!!!! You are supposed to find it anyway. This is just a ridiculous joke. How dumb do you think we are not to realise this.

I spent the first few months of my daughter's life in and out of the Royal Children's Hospital. So the Good Friday Appeal has always been close to my heart. I'm proud to share that my government is donating $1 million to the Appeal. That’s on top of the record $9.3 billion boost we provided to Victoria’s hospitals in our last budget. Thank you for providing world class care to our littlest Victorians.

@7NewsMelbourne @JacintaAllanMP @GoodFriAppeal So they donate one million. Which is tax payers money of course. But why actually funds hospitals. TAX PAYERS MONEY ANYWAY!!!! Is she serious.

BREAKING: Premier @JacintaAllanMP has announced that the state government is kicking off the Good Friday Appeal with a $1 million donation! Watch now on Channel 7 across Victoria and stream on 7plus | #GoodFridayAppeal ☎️ To donate, call 1300 APPEAL or visit the @GoodFriAppeal website: tinyurl.com/2su9m22u

@themongrelpunt It’s because they are Collingwoods only good players.

Pies outs Nick Daicos Darcy Moore Lions outs Harris Andrews Hugh McCluggage Eric Hipwood Darcy Gardiner Jack Payne And yet, the Pies were undermanned according to media reports? The depth of a puddle, some of these people.

@7NewsMelbourne @NickMcCallum7 The funny thing is everyone knows it was fake. She doesn’t care. Crocodile tears.

The Premier was brought to tears as she came face to face with Victorians hit hard by cost-of-living pressures. It was an emotion-charged day for Jacinta Allan who also slipped up in parliament. @NickMcCallum7

@daanysaeed He was right. A joke he had to apologise

A lesson to any budding broadcasters: treat the mic as if it’s always on. Garry Lyon learned the hard way here, with BTS footage of AFL 360 showing him describe Tanya Plibersek as the Minister for “Bullshit”. crikey.com.au/2026/04/02/afl…

@BigFootyCATS Pretty much when they started beating everyone there. Apparently a team isn’t allowed to have a home ground advantage anymore.

When did Kardinia Park’s dimensions become a thing? ow.ly/L8ay103OilM - #AFL