Nicole Weiss

you know what’s missing from scripts? saying “what?” three times every goddamn time anyone says anything

@MattLaneWrites @FreshwaterRick @lucydacus Hi Matt, thank you 🩵🙏🏻

@FreshwaterRick @upwardsomething @lucydacus This is disgusting.

if trans people wanna comment surgery gofundmes, I’m gonna give away 10k in $500 increments until it’s gone, & if other people wanna scroll through and make donations, please do the government will never be the source of our validation or protection, we have to do it ourselves

This is the true experiment. Seeing how long we’ll sit here waiting for the livestream to begin. #loveisblind @netflix @NickLachey @VanessaLachey

@blockbuster @netflix We miss you, come back bb

@netflix Remember renting vhs’ from us. You could start it on time no problem… This is what we get.

@bennyjohnson you plague on society.

The Colorado Springs shooter identified as non binary. The Denver shooter identified as trans. The Aberdeen shooter identified as trans. The Nashville shooter identified as trans. One thing is VERY clear: the modern trans movement is radicalizing activists into terrorists.

@AlysonRosenfeld @AlexStenhouse_ Aw thanks :):) meeeee

@AlexStenhouse_ NICOLE @upwardsomething WEISS.

Theatre twitter: who are the brilliant actor-musos who have a more folk/indie rock/singersongwriter vocal style as opposed to the traditional musical theatre sound?

@AlysonRosenfeld Yes

@upwardsomething I think this tweet is just for me and I appreciate it. 😆

VICTORIA IS VANESSA (the hot lady Ursula turns into) FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID. Hot as hell and not to be trusted. #bachelorinparadiseabc

I hereby ban 25 year olds from dating shows

Sorry but alexa’s dad has fuckboy energy

Finally we get to see Colleen do ballet!!!

NXIVM above all has an eyebrow problem

@TheBillyProcida Wait now I’m not sure which one

@upwardsomething Remember when the W train got canceled and then Netflix brought it back 5 years later?

the JMZ trains sound real but the Z? Fake

@TheBillyProcida ELUDING NOT ALLUDING

@TheBillyProcida Wait explain to me how Netflix brought it back. I’m sure this is an obvious joke but it’s alluding me

@TheBillyProcida Oh wait I do remember this! I’ve been here since 2005.

@TheBillyProcida Whoa where was the V train?! What COLOR?

@maagder lolol

“Ah, the joys of aviation.” -our plane’s captain after telling us we’re going to be stuck on the tarmac for an hour before we take off

@sjs856 I saw this on TikTok and thought this was an interesting point and speaks to what you’re saying.