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Ofcourse a certain someone on Limitless said no to a showmatch... #freeYMC

YMC... I agree with what they did, why not do everything in your power to try make a major? If Limitless deserve the major spot they will just beat them? Need a showmatch of this. #freeYMC

Who is the most overated and underated player in NSE over the last few years?

Semis*

EU have a team in every decider match. The sadness is just going to grow....

Not a single EU team makes it out of groups btw. Just letting everyone know before people start crying

Germans...

Its the year 2045, Sushi is 3 million in debt but is grinding for a CRL Lan, sad times

After going 0-5 in UR Spring, I will happily go undercover and play for another struggling Uni team. Dm me @SushiRL_

With week 1 of UR spring coming to a close, Warwick exceeded expectation, Germany are kinda taking over, UK stink (Exeter besides imo) and the Irish actually look kinda scary as do the Dutch. Lastly, what the fuck Trent.

With the announcement of the groups, I see group C being the hardest group and group D being the easiest (classic Warwick getting easy groups), what are your thoughts on the groups?

Cardiff lost 3 qualification matches in a row without winning a game to qualify for UR spring, even warwick couldn't do that kind of choking

What a swiss stage... It was mizery for some team as they Exeted earlier than some may have thought. UEA went to a jewellry store and came out with ice, Roehampton did what they do best. Keele finally picked up their controllers (and KBM). Lisbon also decided to come and play...

As UR Winter is coming around, thought I would leak the script before anyone else gives you any false hope.

@Zouch_ I shall speak with my correspondents

@ur_leaked Not even close to true unfortunately. Your investigative journalists need firing. Besides, this was me against UEA yesterday:

Falling at the first hurdle. Warwick have failed to make the NSE championship bracket after publicly announcing their aim to win the tournament. @Zouch_ has said "it's a real shame for the team, a real learning curve and also Sushi's fault'. We hope they can resolve their issues

The UK strikes again. After qualifying for UR Winter through q3, UEA appear to have crumbled against Warwick in NUEL (4-0), news in @EclatMaccers was on FT with 2 birds while playing causing confusion, 'he's up' was a misleading comm used, he wasn't talking about the game...

Keude stepping away from Uni RL has taken its toll on @Jiggi__RL, its been reported that hes been drinking from the bottle and refusing to watch the world cup in fear of seeing Keude's decision to step away.

Since qualifying for UR winter through Q1, @OPoddy @K3RL_ and Dooz have been spotted talking with @Tylacto about the idea of banning drug tests due to the increasing demand for Dooz to be tested after his recent performances.

Breaking News. After failing to qualify for UR winter @Zouch_ and @NotNotTreefork are looking to replace @SushiRL_ and will be testing new 3rds going forward for Spring.