dog eyes

dam a Bitch can’t sleep for 2 days …,

i m allowed to say this i just ordered DoorDash so —

before you pay for DoorDash there should be a mandatory BMI calculator before checkout

@ahataguadgoes @strwberryvape exactly!!!! this. 100%. This happens to me all of the time. It’s just like living in a constant state of a paranoia that i might die today p. Much

@urfavmelaaa @strwberryvape yeah i was in a big city downtown tonight and i'd see people reach into their bags and think "what if it was a gun?" 🫩

can my non american oomfs ask me questions about america im so curious what they think of me

never trust a guy who doesn’t eat ass

@ueienv ok!!!!! A #cause I can get behind!!!!!

kill all truck drivers

EVERY HUMAN BEING ON EARTH DUMP YOUR PARTNER

@gracefishlove u ate with this one 😳

Started rejecting cookies on websites #edtwt

@strwberryvape @ahataguadgoes i just wanna add on here that as an American i can’t be in a crowded place without eventually thinking about where i’d run, hide, or what i’d do if someone started shooting. i didn’t always live with that thought in the back of my mind or grow up this way. now it is all the time.

@ahataguadgoes Ohhh I understand that , it makes more sense now

@sololveig i thought you would never ask … im OMW

@urfavmelaaa do you want to bite me too🩶

u have actually got to be kidding me.

@user836462848 I have soooo many 😭

Why did I not know iMessage had the sticker thing 😭

@___declanAR HIIIIIII

engagement bait tweet of the day

@ilithera like atleast TRY and sell it to me shit 😭😭😭😭

@urfavmelaaa HAHAHAHA

bro had zero faith in his product 😭

@rosieyaoi #NoFreeClout 😳😭😭😭😭

@urfavmelaaa Oh baby why u pixelate their username We gotta jump them

damn thats crazy anyway

@goatmidwife like i don’t think this is how sales work…

@urfavmelaaa LOL

@KssnHerPanties oh ok …….

i cant wait to finish my 2026 oomf tour, only 4 more stops