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@urhumblebard

your humble Bard. something akin to a jester torturing himself to humor the court.

Katılım Mayıs 2025
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Bard@urhumblebard·
always waking up to clean the house never waking up to a clean house
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@Israel2252 @AnaKasparian guy who kills kids shocked that public sentiment is that the same should happen to him
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Ana Kasparian
Ana Kasparian@AnaKasparian·
I was forced to delete the post because you whiny little skanks mass reported it. I stand by the post 💯 percent and I thank you for reposting it.
Nick Matau@nick_matau

Hey @AnaKasparian, since you were a coward & deleted this post... let's explain a basic concept that even your basic brain can figure out. First, my OP to you was about how you purposely left out KEY CONTEXT that you felt so brave to add here (for about 5 seconds at least). Second, I can do it too (don't worry, I won't delete it later): Israel should've dealt with Hezbollah the way UNIFIL & the Lebanese Government failed to do a long time ago. If they don't want Israel in Lebanon, they should have figured their shit out a long time ago. Now stay tf out of the way and sit in your corner, bitch. And yes, I said what I said.

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@httpsosweet start calling everyday. that will be very hard for him to forget
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mia@httpsosweet·
2 weeks ago our dishwasher broke. We called our landlord and he gave us contact info for a repairman that tends to his properties. So husband called him at 5pm, asking if this is a good time to talk or should he call the next day. This guy was really rude to him, said
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*@ghettog0thh·
how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit
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@hephasst @Artemis2821 scrolling thru for a gen answer and seeing this tickled me LOL im gonna adopt this outlook... im an artist not an engineer lets all just suspend disbelief together 🤝🤫
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Heph@hephasst·
@Artemis2821 I called it that bc I imagined he's In there somewhere but lowk how da hell is he in there. Where is he . How is he piloting this. Bro idk ask Andy Weir
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⛓️Nye🐇
⛓️Nye🐇@NigelGraz·
How to lower your inhibitions enough to be able to make freaky and experimental art without fear of judgment or misinterpretation no glue no borax no substance abuse
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Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪
Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪@polypocketknife·
conservatism is basically an endless chain of “well MY dad would’ve beaten my ass if i tried that, therefore i must dedicate my life to imposing his stern uptight moral code upon the world”
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Braxeo@Braxeo·
I do not agree with you
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⚚Sage@belikesagee·
Me trying to convince myself that soon everything is going to be better and I won’t feel like this anymore
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nathaniel@nathanielro·
Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
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Somi Kenneth
Somi Kenneth@somi_ken·
Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.
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@balisongbastard @catgirlprostate unfortunately i did upgrade to win11 when they announced theyd be ending support for it LOL and i did buy a newer laptop recently with win11 preinstalled so... im thinking of experimenting w linux on that bcs i dont have much data on it but the very premise intimidates me ngl
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Anna Winter@balisongbastard·
@urhumblebard @catgirlprostate if you can avoid the win11 upgrade start with that 😭 when my build ran windows it'd use 8 gigs of ram at idle and 10 for just a youtube video
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how do i tell my roommate that moving the dishes from the dishwasher to the dish drying rack (???) isn't putting the dishes away
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✦ eve ✦
✦ eve ✦@impossiblyeve·
everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me
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WALKER🪂@maxl1am·
when i'm mad from my perspective but i can also see their perspective so now i’m carrying double the emotional weight and being eaten away by my anger and empathy
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