PNW Lifer ☔️

@marxiners Or putting in Luke in the 8th against a righty pitcher. Dan really just throwing darts while he’s managing

mariners allergic to challenging like what kind of strategy is this. it’s the 9th inning!!!!!

@JTTheBrick What does this year have to do with last year you stupid fuck?

and some thought he was the AL MVP last season?

@SleeperMariners An absolute gem

What kind of performance are you expecting out of Hancock tonight?!? #TridentsUp

@MarinersONTap Making Cal looking stupid when he called the sweeper. That was diabolical

Emerson Hancock

@lyagonalcutters Yeah I think we will be fine this season ladies and gentleman

Mariners starters in the opening series Logan Gilbert: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 0 BB, 3 ER, 7 K George Kirby: 6 IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 1 ER, 6 K Bryan Woo: 6 IP, 4 H, 1 BB, 2 ER, 9 K Emerson Hancock: 6 IP, 0 H, 1 BB, 0 ER, 9 K

@JennMGreenberg Pants that cover the entire leg are loud?? Oh so you’re a fucking rapist that’s cool I guess

Ladies, Dale can hear your clothes. It’s a neurological condition like those people who can see music, but it’s worse, because your clothes are screaming at him. Pray for Dale.

@RpsAgainstTrump His bitch ass can volunteer!!

Rob Schneider says that the United States “must restore the military draft for our nation’s young people” amid the ongoing Iran war “Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service,” Schneide wrote on Twitter Thoughts?

@ShadowofEzra What country is Gianna?

Pete Hegseth says Donald Trump has drawn a new strategic map from Greenland to the Gulf of America, calling it “Greater North America.” He says every sovereign nation north of the equator is not part of the Global South, but part of the security perimeter in this great neighborhood we all live in. "We call this map the Greater North America.”

@JesusChryslerII Well then maybe her bitch ass should stop profiting off her husbands death

Erika Kirk suggests the impact of Druski’s viral skit has now hit close to home, saying her young daughter saw the video and believed it was actually her. She argues that the situation has gone beyond a harmless joke if it’s now causing confusion and distress for her child.

@sommyhillz1592 @JoJoFromJerz Yup!! Support for countries being murdered by terrorists. You actually support Cuba being starved to death because…checks notes, being communist 70 years ago?? You can fuck CLEAN OFF!

@JoJoFromJerz What I saw yesterday from the No kings rally should shock every 🇺🇸 I saw democrats waving the Iranian, Cuba 🇨🇺 flags. They were matching in support of these evil regimes and supporting communism. No sane 🇺🇸 should identify as a Democrat. MAGA🫡🫡🫡

Where the fuck is Congress?!?!

@JoJoFromJerz Those ground troops are going to be massacred

@chrisarterial @Mollyploofkins I would gladly have my taxes help FUCKING HUMANS!!!!!!! Instead of a PR stunt for a has been musician

@Mollyploofkins Because they can. Where’s your outrage when tax payer funds were going to benefits for illegal aliens or covid relief to people that don’t need it

Why are taxpayer-funded U.S. Army helicopters conducting flybys of Kid Rock’s home in Nashville?

@TheMaineWonk Haha sometimes referred to as Obama care? The GOP are the dumb asses that called it Obama care

Make payments directly to the people so they can purchase their own health insurance… ….. checks notes….. FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANIES.

@CalltoActivism Also how is that an absurd ask?

🚨BREAKING: GOP Sen. Lankford just said that the Democrats' demands in the Senate were "absolutely absurd; they asked for things, for instance, like ICE could not be at polling places." The cat is out of the bag; ICE is coming to the polling locations in Nov. This is alarming.

@PopBase Which party flies the confederate flag and the swastika??

Nick Cannon calls Democrats “the party of the KKK”: “People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party that freed the slaves.”

@PawlowskiMario @piyushmittal Bond only at $10k is some Bull shit

ICE Officer admitted he raped a woman in custody for months, he did this in exchange for letting the woman see her daughter. 😡 One day all of them must face the consequences of their actions.

@MuseBaker That’s not exactly what that means

Guy got crucified over a false accusation Tale as old as time

@GinaMuscato Until you watch CB call a game Behind the plate and he’s missing balls way outside. We have the tech let’s use it

Unpopular opinion: I understand some ball/strike calls are egregious & the ability to challenge makes sense…but baseball isn’t meant to be so precise that you rely on a box. Grey area around the plate is part of the gm. Otherwise it’s just not baseball. Idk. I’ve mixed feelings.

@Acyn That absolutely didn’t happen

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..

@atrupar Want to talk about sheep

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.