Michael

@MBTA Why is there a stop sign on the green line leading into North Station?

@rep_erika @senjehlen We all know the MBTA is in awful condition. What can be done at the state level to add some urgency to the repair process? It seems as though it's business as usual

@nirravioli I liked your X

@urlmichael This is the future liberals want

Going 120 mph on an Amtrak Absolutely blasted Listening to thunderstruck

@djhanggi First

Why do we call them quadruplets and not twin twins

Solidworks? More like SolidDoesntWorks

Engaging MBM

If you die in three man you die in real life

The other day the automatic door at the grocery store closed on me and I said "pardon me" to it.

Yeah she kinda cute but she does line-to-line CAD 😳😔

@djhanggi Alternate idea: Contestants make a recipe and the winner is whoever follows the recipe for the longest. Contestants are eliminated when they give up on the recipe and just start winging it

Some people say, "The devil's in the details." Some people say, "God is in the details." There is no punchline to this tweet.

@djhanggi Validate me

People are like "crows are so smart they drop nuts on the road so that cars run over them and crack them" I can do that ez pz I don't feel like that's very impressive

@djhanggi Good tweet(TM)

I swear I see this tweet every single day time is fleeting

susan

@CREarle @djhanggi Thank you @CREarle!

@CREarle @djhanggi Told you so!

@CREarle How many presidents of Taiwan were Cornell alumni? This is an important discussion! #AMST2001

@djhanggi Hilarious!!!!