zzz 😴

what i want

genuinely in awe of how bad the boys finale is

every now and then i remember during last thanksgiving my little brother grabbed a slice of apple pie and my uncle said "kids these days still eat apple pie? cool"

The eleven most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the zombie government and I'm here to help zombies".

least obvious rig

adam silver couldn't let me have two good days in a row

ignore my wet hair

experienced this in person and it was a top 5 day all time

@GovAbbottPress I am PRO SHARIA LAW for TEXAS. Im sure many other agree!

i would have loved for dick dastardly to win the wacky race just once

yay!

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

happy opening day go cubs

spent the last few weeks playing armored core

punk goes was an act of terrorism

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let's just not play any games at all. why bother!

despite increased begging from our families, we haven’t given up music yet. new dugg on arena on.soundcloud.com/k2CdIRdHM1bHyY…

no matter where this roller coaster called life leads me imma still eat pears out the can

gay guy with 4 hairs on his head: my 4 hairs are looking “slay” today!