Supes

I want an electric bike. I will wear a long scarf like Isadora Duncun in hopes for a quick death.

I might as well be a boomer the way I act on fb, posting nature pics & getting 6 reacts, posting in wildlife groups, following paper mache & landscape painting pages hehehe I’m having a great time

Box turtle & Barred owl Luckiest weekend ever 🥹😭

@GeneralPatton83 NSFW? Or just afraid??

@usasmitty Um afraid to Google it 😂

People selling feet pics for $500 on the internet. I'm gonna start selling farts in a jar and call the company, Leftovers.

another brilliant idea I had was to be the unknown singer on Cameo. Market to everyone I know and I bet you I get at LEAST one person that chomps at the bit. 🤪💰🎠

Tax Liens. The Fresh Start program increased the amount that taxpayers can owe before the IRS generally will file a Notice of Federal Tax Lien. That amount is now $10,000. However, in some cases, the IRS may still file a lien notice on amounts less than $10,000.

Normal people: Sees cows laying down. Southerners: "It's fixna rain."

@JoeFleeTheCCP @unclephiltweets I prefer the early shows w/Jan Hook, Steve Martin, Eddy Murphy ws sooo good on there,, but gotta agree.. not running to watch an episode anymore.

@usasmitty @unclephiltweets I never like SNL. There's probably four sketches going back to the 80's that made me laugh a lot, but I never was into it. It probably didn't help my brother forced me to watch when I was 6, but improv groups provide better quality entertainment in my opinion.

Is this past SNL worth watching or did it fall short?

@KierstenWarren 🤡🐈 @MykeLeTauris

Sorry. Not sorry.

@usasmitty Will had a good skit as a doctor!👍

Hey @JoeBrunoWSOC9 youtu.be/xdiyh6EWuD8?si… #charlotte

@liebstiee reading post limit??

I'm going to start advertising for my breathing classes based on mallions of yrs from various buddha teachings. charge $100 so I can show you how to breathe. xo #Gypsy

oh good you brought extra turbulence with you

@unclephiltweets Will didn't shine??? That's about all I care about really. Might skim thru. Will looked really old / tired in the teaser.

@usasmitty It’s ok. A few decent sketches, a few clunkers. McCartney does 2.5 songs. He sounds old but it’s Paul McCartney.

🚨 X has introduced new posting limits: Free accounts: 50 original posts / 200 replies per day Premium accounts stay at 2,400 posts/replies per day Huge difference in usage capacity across tiers. What’s your opinion on limiting free accounts like this?

don't worry about me, hahahahaha I'm down to about an hour now daily.

Holy mustache, bro.