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@Cardern1 this is brilliant writing, i love this

she believe the doll was her baby because of her trauma

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

If someone cooked for me, did the laundry, ironed my clothes, waited for me at home, and bore my children, I'd be eager to get married too.

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

Having a woman’s address & apologizing with words is comical

Je PLEURE de rire comment on fais pour republier sans que les autres voient svp ? 😂😂😂😂😂

is there a fairytale that exists where the guy gives up everything for love and it's considered a happy ending

oh ok.

yo cuando mi teléfono se está cargando

I find it endlessly amusing when men expect a level of domestic labour from me that I don't even do for myself. If I haven't built my own life around cooking every single day, what exactly makes you think you'll be the exception?

If you miss a man just text him. He'll say something that ruins that feeling pretty quickly.

The biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone on

@disturbedbtch juste que je sais que perso je peux pas être sa copine quoi.

@disturbedbtch concentre-toi sur les efforts qu'il fait pour être dans une relation. Moi perso, je peux pas être en couple avec une personne qui m'offre pas de fleurs, qui m'envoie pas en date, etc.. Le mec que je baise actuellement n'a jamais rien fait de tout ça et cest ok🤷‍♀️

Comment on fait pour pas tomber love du mec avec qui on baise ?

@Resqueeeeeee yes. my favorite place to be in this world is under a man

does taking dick make you feel fulfilled

@VALENTISN0W @lillah11212 😭😭😭😭

@lillah11212 Nan mais en + le matin t'as la tête dans le fion et t'as envie de te rajouter une bite en + jsp

Les personnes qui font l'amour le matin, est-ce que vous vous réveillez et vous brossez les dents d'abord ou comment gérez-vous l'haleine du matin ?

Porn hub be wanting you to watch caucasians so bad😒 bitch I said EBONY!!!😐

My #1 dating tip is that you and your future partner will be Not Normal about each other from the very beginning. If you just started seeing someone and shit is too Normal they are not the one.

@girllikeelise we're all here because billions of people exchanged body fluids

Kissing is so weird, wdym we’re exchanging spits mouth to mouth😭