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@MattBellassai My husband works at the local concert venue and was told by people that work there that Reba was the worst behaving act that has ever performed there.

reba has always put the cunt in cuntry

I love Usher, but is that a lobster on his jacket? #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024 #Halftime

Listening to @TrueCrimeObsess while kicking cancer’s ass. #tco @GillianWithaG @patrickhinds

@notcapnamerica I worked for Verizon in a mall location for several years. Drug dealers would come in and make deals on our demo phones. all. the. time.

After watching like 1000 episodes of The First 48, Dateline, 48 Hours, etc I have to wonder why are people sending incriminating text messages about committing murder on their personal cell phones in 2023? Even low level drug dealers use burner phones they bought at 7-Eleven

@GovPritzker @BradyBadly

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@PopBase @necronomipod

The biggest search for the mythical Loch Ness monster in over 50 years is taking place this weekend in the Scottish Highlands. Researchers will use advanced technology for the search, including drones with infrared cameras and underwater sound recorders.

@DisneyDan @Lowes @CSenatra10 Looks like you’ve got to make a trip to Lowe’s.

@yashar My youngest son is autistic and non-speaking, but he LOVES Taylor Swift. One of the first multi word things he said was when he requested “You Belong With Me” in the car.

I've become such a Swiftie... it's so unexpected only because it took this long. Why are you a Swiftie? How would you explain it from your perspective?

@barstoolsports @CSenatra10

Disney meal had this poor man in hell

@TizzyEnt I worked in Muscatine for 7 years and this is not surprising at all. For a bit of context, I am still in the same news viewing area, and these were the comments left under a local story about this.

Iowa 4th of July parade causes national outcry.

@patrickhinds Did I hear you quietly and quickly mention Xanadu in today’s episode?!?! It’s my favorite.

@DocBender My step monster buried my father In Tennessee and then got remarried and moved away. My mother is hanging out in a plastic tub in my bedroom 👻

@HillaryMonahan I tried to adopt a cat once, and wasn’t allowed to because I had kids under 5.

@notcapnamerica Um…..I agree that power can be very attractive. This is not one of those examples.

Ladies — what say you?

This #PrideMonth, let's celebrate diversity and unity and spread love and acceptance. Together, we can make the world a kinder place for all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@ZoeRoseBryant I grew up lower lower middle class, but still had tons of Barbies. I inherited a lot from my older sisters, but like, we didn’t have the dream house or anything. We used a coffee table for the house and towels for beds.

Hi guys, so why does a show about soccer starting a stand out from SNL make me cry so much EVERY WEEK?- #tedlasso @TedLasso

I’m starting to think that Grey Sloane is actually not that good of a hospital #GreysAnatomy @GreysABC