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Accidental Omad. I’m so fucking stupid

woke up and immediately ate a cookie that's 900 calories. How's your day going.

I just bought house of leaves I’m shaking. If an Evri driver decides to fucking cross me I’ll track them down and bite their head off

@aspartameadd1ct never understood how blackpilled incels got it in them that it was the other way around. i have never seen a couple in real life where the man wasnt several leagues below the woman

just found out about male hypergamy, my heart breaks for my sub5 sisters 💔 i stand in solidarity with you all.

@NotsosecretM i get such bad fomo i live a 30 minute train ride from central london i literally feel emo coming back to my dinky little town

The desire to move to London straight out of uni is consuming me. But the desire to actually have money is also there so ☹️

@anemianamia that's my current theory

@userasers WAIT WTF DID HE SERIOSULY USE CHATGPT FOR THAT HOMY FUCK

@anemianamia this is so corny i thought you were like 12 year olds im being serious you need to kill him. not for the video but for embarrassing you

@1111malaika i wish women got the same treatment instead we get this

@userasers literally mens jeans 👁️👄👁️

#FatPhilosopher coming through. we need to do away with sizing and replace then with measurements. Forget trying to figure out if ur an M or an S if u know your waist and leg measurements you dont even need to try the jeans on!

@debbiesarah30 wait hold on can i hear the strat from the first person 👀👀👀👀

someone who lost from bmi 30–>22 in 5 months deserves the same amount of care and love as someone who lost from bmi 19–>11

@aspartameadd1ct would you be happy if you were fat?

what’s the point of self improvement if everything’s rigged and the dating pool is shit anyways. i should js give up and live a fat happy NEET life

@sk1nnymarie thankyou i love maths

@userasers lmaooo the chart this is amazing

the way the math is always so off for taller people

@veretian_fan @i_kin_dworkin ??? what does this mean please expand

@i_kin_dworkin i know who you’re talking about and she was exposed for force feeding a girl during the pandemic

There’s one feminist on TikTok I can never watch bc she looks up into the camera like this in every video and it makes me cringe so bad.

@uff_meri_adaa thought this was monzo

brands overestimating their brand recall value, exhibit 101

@calicobao gng u gotta reword this that first sentence sounds self incriminating

i don’t understand why edrtwt has such a huge issue with people asian baiting 😭😭 ive lost sm moots bc they ended up being white girls hiding behind the screen

@_cr33turething entire mouth stings i cant stop

What is it called when you can't stop eating your own mouth

@bnnuyplld anora was so poo i genuinely dont know why it's so highly acclaimed

yall are liars anora is the nothing burger of all time omg

Why does alice sound like a drake song #keepthatshitonJaniceSTFU