Sir Fapperton IV

@hed0n1sms @NHLBruins Nope, what is that?

@utekattman @NHLBruins dude u probably cant skate urself

@ConorRyan_93 So why is he playing like shit?

David Pastrnak says he’s healthy.

@_TyAnderson Fucking embarassing..

Pastrnak: “Wasted opportunity. Unacceptable. To show up like that in the first period… unacceptable.”

@BOSBruinsHC Geekie is struggling, but still he shows up and works hard. He is helping a lot, just not scoring at the moment unfortunately.

i understand people are upset that geekie is on a cold streak right now, but disregarding what he has done this season and saying he doesnt deserve to be on this team is insanity.

@ConorRyan_93 Horrible game by almost the entire team, first 40min was like watching a peewee team pumped full of speed and redbull. Zero control, zero prescence just like a bunch of headless chickens running around without a fkn clue. The 1 great player on the bruins tonight was korppi

Bruins deserved that loss. Careless, ugly overtime.

@NHLBruins What an absolute shit show by the bruins.. the only player keeping them in this game at all is korppi who goes into beast mode

Final.

@bridgetteproulx Dude is an absolute warrior, hope he gets a break soon he sure deserve it

McAvoy is missing more teeth and says the injuries piling up is getting exhausting: "You guys get 2 questions, I have to go get more dental work done." "You know, I wish the hits would stop coming. Honestly, just it's tiring. My mouth honestly can't even feel worse, but I'll get some work. We got a really good dentist here who's great."

@Marcussi_MA Not that bad, but my first reaction was: thats it?

#NHLBruins 2026 Trade Deadline: IN: — Lukas Reichel, F — Massimo Rizzo, F — Alexis Gendron, F OUT: — ‘26 6th round pick (BOS) — Jackson Edward, D — Brett Harrison, F Thoughts?

@NHLBruins Did pastrnak forget he is a really good player and not a bottom 6 forward worthy of a healthy scratch? @pastrnak96

Final.

@BruinsBenders It was like i was watching a bunch of super hungover beerleguers vs. The flyers.. zero effort from most of the team. Apart from that 2-0 goal sway looked great, thats more than i can say for the rest of the team

3-1 Flyers into the empty net Bruins will lose on the road again. Pasta along the walls in the game has been awful. #NHLBruins #GetBent

@BruinsLow Shit effort from the team.. this was one of those games that i hate watching pasta, everytime it dosent go his way he just gives up and glides around.. like a spoiled kid..

#NHLBruins After 3: Not a dub -Bs had the chances but couldnt finish -Sway loses an impressive goalie battle -Geekie couldve had a hatty, seriously -Not a great Pasta game -4th line good once again -Sometimes you lose one you shouldve won, easy to chalk this up to that

@PuckReportNHL NHL is sooo fucked..

#GoBolts forward Curtis Douglas has been fined $2,018.23 (max) for serving as the aggressor in an altercation with #TimeToHunt D Niko Mikkola.

@BruinsLow Most satisfying game i have seen in a while. Panthers getting absolutely shafted by tampa and tkachuck gets punched in the face repetedly.. i have not been this happy in a while

Look at Tkachuk runaway just to get wailed on by Hagel.

@WeissHockeyTalk @NHLPlayerSafety One does not simply stand in the way of Florida Pussycats biggest pussy

BREAKING: Nikita Kucherov has been suspended 1 game for standing still in Matthew Tkachuk’s way without permission, per @NHLPlayerSafety

@smclaughlin9 He plays for panthers and not the bruins thats why its only a 2 min penalty.. otherway around would have been a multi game suspension

Marco Sturm on Sandis Vilmanis’ hit to Charlie McAvoy’s head: “If you target his head, which was clear to see, that just pisses me off.” Said he doesn’t understand how it was only a minor.

@ConorRyan_93 Worst officiating i have ever seen, did the refs even know that there are 2 teams on the ice?

David Pastrnak on being called for a penalty after apparently scoring an OT goal: “I’ve never seen something like that. To me, it’s a joke. … It’s weird. Score a goal and end up in the penalty box.”

@PAESweden lust att utveckla?

När man fått upp ögonen för vad som händer och varför i Ukraina 🇺🇦

@smclaughlin9 Fkn 6-2 they showed us how to give up🤮

Nikita Zadorov: “It is disappointment. It’s not what we want to show our fans.” Adds: “We still have a lot of belief in this room we’re a good team.”

@Geniustechw Wasteofoxygen

Describe Greta Thunberg in ONE WORD.