Utkarsh Prakash

As humans we were never meant to be perfect, the best we can do is keep asking for help and accepting it when you can.

@WuTanGKaaLa Difficult album to get into. I'd pick swimming or Circles if you wanna get into Mac or even KIDS.

@utkarshp_3 what's the deal with Mac Miller? I tried balloonerism but I couldn't stay attached to that kind of music.

Somewhere between deciding to play MBDTF by Kanye and Swimming by Mac Miller , I picked The Divine Feminine , but you won't understand this.

I don't understand half the internet. Are these new Kanye fans? When has the mf dropped the album on time? Once maybe?

@Dear_Userz Four.

3 oomfs will block me someday for spamming on their dms 🪿

@Dear_Userz @anvita_gauri This public outing of my personality will not be taken lightly.

@anvita_gauri @utkarshp_3 waaahiiiiii he is the sweetest!!!! it's cute though, calling himself a hater- 😭🤣

One of my fav topics in school was rotational motion. The thrill of taking Laws of motion to a higher dimension was so exciting,like everyone else I never scored all too well in that section in Jee mains, absolutely killed the Jee advance. Just now, I solved smth by eyeballing.

@Dear_Userz Me when?

oomf ko din ki saari tea na do toh din incomplete sa rhta hai 🪿

@vrundasays_ Welcome to experimental physics

I'm a fake electronics hater. I actually have so much fun studying op-amps and semiconductors, and ICs are not too bad as well😔 and soldering was the most fun I had in lab

@munna_bhai_bsms Damn Who hurt you thistime?

Sometimes, it feels like the biggest problem in Academia is that so many unloved children end up taking important positions in admin. If only they had experienced love from parents in their childhood, they wouldn't be so attention hungry and egoistic...

@vrundasays_ Kisi ne mana kaise Kiya? Ab toh yeh kaam aur shiddat se hoga with your selection.

Mother told me to not apply to IISC/IISER cause I'm not qualified and worthy of it😊😊😊😊love having such supportive people in my life 👍👍👍

@munna_bhai_bsms Even if it was a drill , it's worse! Why would you announce a drill like this? No one will believe the next email. Just dumb shit

@utkarshp_3 Drill tha. Seemed very unserious to me though, around 12:30 message aaya and 1:50 tak all clear. A real bomb threat probably wouldn't be mitigated just in less than 1.5 hours(10 minutes before lunch), but what do I know about the capabilities of Bhopal police bomb diffusion team.

I can't be the only one annoyed at this email from iiserb. For something as major as a fucking bomb threat you have to be formal in the email? AN EMAIL? Why is there so much background? Oh we're lodging an FIR. Vacate your office immediately but from 12.30 only?

The last I can't even remember the protocol for such situations. Where are the assembly points? What about the students? Faculty goes to their houses? but students? Iiserb remains the weirdest shithole of bureaucracy. But hey they requested you to remain calm! Fuck iiserb

Man, relegation zone Richarlison is different gravy.

For the past one week, I've looked up the inventor of Flathead screws , so that if they are alive and I can punch them out of existence.

What the actual fuck did I just read? What is wrong with the people of my nation? How did we get here?

@Dear_Userz Is this the same person?

@notsneakypotato French ? Tacos?

Why do French tacos as a concept even exist let alone a popular one?!

@notsneakypotato @derJamesJackson Me after 2 days.

@derJamesJackson @utkarshp_3

You can now bet on German train delays