Utibeabasi

President, Commander In Chief

@ObiomasHandbag Na sponsored number oh.. the hardworking ones no too Dey internet the comment rubbish like that

@utleppy1 My bad. The numbers wey Ah don see wey dey use the same brain as APC supporters too many

Our new security man is a Tinubu guy. How did I know? He wears a face cap that carries Tinubu's face 24/7. So, I intentionally tip other security men right before him and I never get to give him money. Today he was bold enough to ask me if he has offended me and he doesn't know. That oh, if he has offended me, he is sorry o! So I packed and told him to come closer. "How much did Tinubu people pay you to vote them?" I asked sternly looking straight into his worried eyes. "Tinubu? Me? I dey craze to vote Tinubu, madam, I can never! I no even fit eat well I go come vote Tinubu? God forbid!' he shrugged aggressively. I was calm now, I looked into the ugly picture of your president staring at me on his T-shirt, "how come you are wearing a T-shirt that has his picture?" He quickly searches at what he was wearing, and then boom, for the first time in his life, he realized he was hypnotized! "Ahhh, ahhh, madam, Allah, na Oga sunny dash me all Tinubu polo and cap!" Oga sunny is my neighbour. "Damn oga sunny! Don't wear them again! I will buy you new ones. Burn those clothes and move on! I am here to buy you new ones! Do you want a new Nigeria?" I asked, this time with a higher tone. "Yes ma, I don too suffer ma!" "Good! Take off that filthy shirt, come to me, I will tip you. It won't be enough for your troubles, but never ever you choose Tinubu, vote a rat instead!' I watched him pull his shirt and face cap, and right there, I knew what this was. A new Nigeria! Let's do it! My security man got a 4k tip for this, you can get a freedom from suffering for not Voting Tinubu. A new Nigeria starts with you my friend! Join adamu my security man, dispose your APC shirt and face cap NOW!

@ObiomasHandbag @obaforgrammy @kufre1568146 Chief dnt generalize it.. Akwa Ibom people Dey wey get sense abeg

@obaforgrammy @kufre1568146 Na you dey go rate Akwa-Ibom man. Akwa-Ibom people dey worship that man for Abuja with big body small head, whatever he tells them, they do. No really rate anyone o

@Odumodublvck_ @6uff_ Akama ukang, nkama English.. if you know you know.. na men them oh

OMO @6uff_ ME I DON SEE MY WINNER O THAT OTHER GUY I HO PRESS AM 300 DOLLY FOR THE RAZMATTAZ

@GrowWithHarri @MrWhxswho Na lie ekparikpa na person name

@MrWhxswho Udo ekparikpa 😂😂😂 (wicked second son)

“Anini collect your magazine”?! 😂 close the challenge, we have a winner 😭

@VidsGoHard @Odumodublvck_ Abeg oh make Una no spoil my village..urua ekpa junction na another planet entirely

@Odumodublvck_ Bro mentioned all the dangerous streets in Uyo plus the street they robbed my guy thrice and the streets they stole church generator on Sunday while preaching 🤣🤣 I really enjoyed Uyo

NO WAY 😂🔥

@Odumodublvck_ Eyen urua ekpa

@officialABAT Scare you off from what exactly…Una no just count the masses

“We will not submit to noise, rascality, or disobedience to lawful court orders. We must uphold democracy, respect the judiciary whether it favours us or not, and remain faithful to the principles that hold our nation together. There is no path to national greatness except the path of building one country, one common vision, one shared future of progress and prosperity for all Nigerians. That is what Renewed Hope is about. They cannot scare me off. I have been through this road before and, if I must walk it again and again for our country, I will. There is no better place than Nigeria, and no one will build it for us except ourselves. I have listened. I know the journey is not easy. But I give you my word: I will not run away from this task. I will not give up. Coordinate from the ward level, act as one family, stay focused on what we promised Nigerians, and stand firm.” This was my message to the leadership and coordinators of my Renewed Hope Ambassadors this afternoon. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. The work continues. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President

@jrnaib2 He should wait for 2031

We move!

@DaddyKayNation1 Athletico Madrid oh

Which of the Football Teams Deny you Most Winning this 2025/2026 Season...??? JUst 3 Team before you go list all Teams 🙄😂🤣 Me: Chelsea & Psg & Lyon.

@atiku @ARISEtv Oga rest

Join me on Arise TV at 6PM today. -AA

All this account running ads for Atiku without his knowledge is too obvious

This is beautiful.. but it’s obviously AI.. no lintel nor bim

@imran_services Chief can this cover a 3bed apartment completely?

This or 500k?

@Mr_Teekay001 I’ll sell it

If I Gift you this laptop, what are going to use it for?

This is the same thing my tailor said while making me one expensive senator.. but at some point it was like a uniform in area

@itsSh0la Make chukwueze watch him babe

Lord Jesus, if the girl I like can’t be with me, let her be with you. Amen🙏🏽🙏🏽

@BSAT_Properties Omo u sabi this construction work thing.. this is exactly how the number I used for mine..

You need 4-6 tipper loads of laterite to sand fill a standard 3-bedroom bungalow Depending on the location, that may cost you between #80k and #120k Add that to the cost of renting a GP tank for water storage, you're looking at up to #350k Digging a septic tank and soakaway will be a better use of your money Plus, if you live in areas where well digging is the norm, your septic tank, soakaway, and well will give you more than enough sand for filling Spend wisely and cut cost without sacrificing quality

@Araoluwanimi01 Mosquito

delete one animal from earth.

@IsokoBorn @BSAT_Properties No b carpenter fault nah

@utleppy1 @BSAT_Properties Walahi..... Roofing quotation dey be like set-up. I gats buy 620sqm roofing sheet. 600pcs of 2by4, 700pcs of 2by2, 1 nd half bag of 4inch nail, 2 nd half bags of 3inch nail.... Omor i nearly wan nod d carpenter 🤣🤣🤣

You want to roof your house The money is incomplete You decide to do either of these two while waiting to buy roofing sheets: 1. Buy the planks and keep 2. Roof the house If you do either of these, you've set yourself up for failure If you buy planks and keep, you've prepared a delicious meal for termites They will dine amd wine on your planks until you have nothing worthwhile left If you roof the house without covering the planks, the elements will destroy them Imagine exposing your roof to rain and sunlight everyday! If you can't afford the planks and roofing sheets once, buy the roofing sheets and keep They won't be destroyed like planks © BSAT Properties